How Do You Assassinate?

[Csae]

I slowly befriend it and then corrode its self-esteem for years on end t'ill it kills itself.

 

[Zeema]

I insert Blades that will come out of his matters at my command so when he goes to sleep STAB.

Best Kill Ever

And if my Target gets to Paranoid and doesn't go to sleep i just let him go nuts with fear

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Silenced sniper rifle from the cliffs in the distance.

Either a long-range rifle shot from cover or remote-detonated explosive. I don't like to get my hands dirty.

I look them square in the eye through the scope of a high-powered sniper rifle from the next town over.

My response to you and everyone else saying "sniper rifle" in this thread:

"See that's the problem with warfare today. When you kill your enemies, you wanna look them in the eye so they know that YOUR the one who killed them!......plus it give you the opportunity to deliver some really zippy one liners! Like: 'I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!'
Or 'You just got Sarge'd!'"

cookie for reference but that last line practically gave it away.

OT: Shotgun to the face is my contingency plan.

 

[Bouncing Ferret FIlm]

depends on game and mechanics. MW, snipper, Prince of persia, close quarters stealth kill

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I touch them, thus sending me into a transition. When it fades back, my target is standing on the other side of a small field from me. Both of us are crouched, prepared for battle. I choose the 'battle' and 'attack' options, and I jog across the field, punch him in the chest, before jumping back. Then, he does the same thing to me. This process continues for a few minutes until I use a mana potion to restore my Magic, and use this to cast 'Fira', dealing massive damage to my target. However, he has a Potion, which he drinks to restore himself to full health. I repeat 'Fira', only for him to drink the Potion again.

Growing frustrated, I saunter over and punch him in the dick, before setting him on fire as he rolls on the ground in agony.

My god, win.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Sam Fisher style inverted necksnap:
Remember to drop soda machines in front of them first, kids!
Damn, these commercials were amusing.

 

[Choppaduel]

by tapping royal assassin

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

I usually either get really close to my victim or get really far away. If I'm close, I'm in favor of: Shotgun to any part of the body, machine gun spray to the back, knifin', clean headshot, backstab, flamethrower blast (backburner reference); but if I'm at a distance: I grenade, snipe (and not just with a sniper rifle), wildly fire rockets, or call in an airstrike.

 

[Hardzero]

i love watching bullets turn NPC heads into mush from a mile away.

 

[Bloodstain]

I like to strike from a distance, thus not getting caught.
A sniper rifle, poison in his/her favourite drink...

 

[kahlzun]

Helicopter & Rockets/chaingun. Mass damage with the benefit that noones ever sure which target you were aiming for.

 

[Voodoomancer]

High explosives and remote detonators. An awesome combo.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

If possible, a duel.

I will not kill a man like a *****.

It costs nothing to show him respect in his final moments.

Might cost you your life, but if you don't like to live, go on fight fair.

I am confident in my abilities. I just do not want to just kill a man in such a dishonorable way.

Honor is weakness.
Assassination never is honorable. Its buisness.

 

[Sarkule]

Sniper Rifle all the way.

 

[Spawny0908]

The classic sniper rifle. Never fails....

 

[Spygon]

The way i always try to kill in nearly any game i stealth around my target keeping to the shadows waiting for my moment.Then i strike in the blink of a eye with a blade killing the target before he knows he is in danger.

I love stealthing around sneaking past guards undetected then taking out my target then disappearing into the night before anybody realises the person they are protecting is dead.

 

[Darth_Dude]

[b/]Hell. Yeah.[/b]

Spoiler

 

[emptyother]

I strike when they the least expect it; at their deathbed!