How do you RUIN your sex life.

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YawningAngel

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Kukulski said:
I have a habit of getting totally hammered in social situations. Contrary to what teen comedies led you to believe that makes meeting women very hard. Even if I manage to chat up a girl, by the time she finishes her drink I finish my 8th and start singing obscene songs while she flees in terror.
I remain sensible(ish) while drunk, my problem is nausea. I have issues with this while sober and I never drink fizzy drinks 98% of the time, so when I drink a lot of fizzy alcoholic crap all at once I become very nauseous and then make a huge mess.
 

Wyes

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I ruined mine by telling her it had to stop (because she was getting super clingy, not that I told her that). The friends with benefits thing does not work. I am STILL dealing with the repercussions from this, over a year later.
In fact, she has cost me a potential relationship (extra rage because it also put me in the friendzone and continued my increasing frustration), but I can't bring myself to just tell her to fuck off.
 

Kiltguy

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Hm. That one got me thinking.

How do I mess up the sex? [sub]I don't.[/sub]

I fall in love. And that, obviously, much makes me as attractive as road-kill to the ladies I've been with.

And it gets me. Every. F**king. Time.
 

Yassen

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Kuhkren said:
You might want to see a doctor about the lack of sensitivity and inability to completely climax. I really doubt it is a problem that is seriously detrimental to your health, but it would probably make any girls in the future feel better if it has been shown in your case to be a medical problem.
It's not as bad as you think. I can climax fine, even as soon as 5 minutes but only if I do it myself. After the girl is done I would often pull out and finish myself off, not unusual but most of the time the girl is used to the guy finishing first or finishing him off themselves which never works.

Maybe I just sleep with really untalented girls....
 

That One Six

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lisadagz said:
Tell him I'm actually asexual and every moment he's touched me for the last year has made me feel dirty and I cry at night thinking about it.
I have a feeling he won't want to go near me after that. :p

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That One Six said:
I haven't ruined my sex life yet, but in six months, I've only managed to get her to climax once, so my self esteem is kind of non-existent by the time I finish, and I feel kind of worthless afterwards. If anything, this is what's gonna screw me over.
Firstly, some girls just aren't very good at climaxing. The female body is a weird thing. Does she have difficulties bringing herself to orgasm when she masturbates? If so, then it's certainly not your fault and you need to stop beating yourself up.
If she doesn't masturbate, this may be the problem, she needs to loosen up about her sexuality!

Secondly, if it's not her weird female body that's the problem, then have you got her to teach you what she likes? Get her to guide you in foreplay, tell her to move your hands where she wants them, let her take control.
In my experience, guys don't make a girl orgasm, a girl has to use a guy to orgasm. :p

(P.S. Any questions asked are more for your consideration than to find out the answers. Advice post end.)
I appreciate your time. Yeah, I think it's mainly just her. She's gotten to climax maybe four times in her life. Twice with me (I had a good day today. ;P) and twice on her own. She says that I'm better than she is, and that she really enjoys when I touch her. I guess it'll work itself out. And if it doesn't, I love her enough that it's not a huge deal.
 

dibblywibbles

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ummm there's a list but I don't think i want to air my dirty laundry in this situation. but I will say don't get high before meeting up with your significant other...they tend to frown upon that. Another thing, despite what you may have heard being a jerk or neglecting your lady friend isn't appealing.
 

Ympulse

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Yassen said:
I have ruined some casual relationships in the past but not in the way you'd expect. You know how some guys blow their load in like 2 minutes which puts the girl off? Well my problem is the opposite of that. Maybe I have no feeling, maybe the girl isn't good enough or maybe because it's a mental thing but for whatever reason I can't finish from sex.

This is both a gift and a curse. It's a gift because I've had girls tell me I'm the best they've ever had because I can go for as long as they need. But it also ruins casual relationships because the girl thinks I don't find them attractive or good enough. One has even cried because of that. I think I finally know how some girls feel when the guy desperately tries to make them climax and it's so tempting to just fake it.... sadly it's not as easy for a guy to fake an orgasm.
This. I somehow damaged my nerves during furious masturbation while I was deployed, and so getting to orgasm while having sex is... difficult to say the least. It's ruined two relationships so far.
 

Vault boy Eddie

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Once, to get rid of a girl I didn't want to be with anymore I asked her if she was ever gonna let me go IDB or if I was gonna have to find a girl on the side for that. Needless to say, I was back on the market after that. To be fair, she was a whiny emo in disguise.
 

OhSnap

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I don't have one... mostly because I don't really care to.

Imo, sex is overrated anyway.
*hides from inevitable flood of disagreement*
 

bushwhacker2k

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DAVEoftheDEAD said:
She caught me banging her friend.
Really? Did her friend get scared off too? It seems like if you can get her and her friend then you have a fairly active sex life, to say nothing of actual relationships.

I have been hearing a lot about drinking, I still don't understand alcohol.