How do you RUIN your sex life.

[similar.squirrel]

I forgot about the terrible paranoia that the girl may think that you're taking advantage of her. Which leads to you asking something inane along the lines of 'are you sure this is okay?' while you're three fingers deep. That tends to dampen the mood.

 

[Sabinfrost]

Plenty of ways, having multiple partners at the same time unaware of each other is a good place to start.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Painting my penis up like a turkey and then telling her to make the noise.

No, this didn't happen. It just suddenly appeared in my head as an idea.

 

[amucha98]

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[BlueMage]

The best way is unintentional anal. She won't approve.

No no. Best way is intentional anal, if girlfriend hasn't approved.

Either way my friend, pooper-attack without permission to board.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

OT: My biggest blunder? Honestly, I think my biggest blunder is the fact that I let my own fear get the better of me when dealing with girls that I liked. I either wouldn't ask them out or be so worried about messing it up that it caused issues. Hell, I've turned down sex with no strings attatched because I wanted a relationship and she didn't. I know that last one sounds a bit backwards, but I like some level of exclusivity in my relationships, damnit. >.>

Wow... sorry to hear that, personally I agree with you though, and I hope you find someone for you.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Wow... sorry to hear that, personally I agree with you though, and I hope you find someone for you.

It's all good. I have a wonderful gf now, but before her it was really hit or miss. One cheated on me, one was crazy, one had a bf, one only wanted sex and didn't want a relationship...yeah, fun times. XD

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Wow... sorry to hear that, personally I agree with you though, and I hope you find someone for you.

It's all good. I have a wonderful gf now, but before her it was really hit or miss. One cheated on me, one was crazy, one had a bf, one only wanted sex and didn't want a relationship...yeah, fun times. XD

Wow... I've been through my own troubles, I'm a natural submissive in relationships... so a lot of my previous boyfriends let the power go to their head, and a lot of my girlfriends were freaked out by it... happy to say my current one is doing fine though ^.^

 

[Sir_Auron_the_Badass]

By always managing to end up in a neighborhood, school, or university where it is neigh impossible to find women with similar interests. The few I have met are already in relationships. It seems all the girls I've met in that aren't currently in a relationship are completely turned off by video games and anime, are complete bitches, or just aren't looking for relationships. Doesn't help that most of the women in my social circle seem to have a mandatory rule to get drunk before they have any fun, which turns me off.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

It is quite hard to ruin that which you neither have nor want. Then again, I suppose being celibate is also an effective way to ruin a sex life, in the sense that if you're celibate you certainly don't have one anymore.

Me though, I'm not in any way frustrated by the distinct lack of "getting it on" in my life, so it's pretty much impossible to "ruin" things when you define your sex life by its absence - hurray for the status quo!

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Wow... I've been through my own troubles, I'm a natural submissive in relationships... so a lot of my previous boyfriends let the power go to their head, and a lot of my girlfriends were freaked out by it... happy to say my current one is doing fine though ^.^

I'm glad to hear that things are going well with you in your relationship. I've been told (ironically by friends, not anyone I've dated) that I'm controlling and that I hold my friends to too high of a standard, but I don't see it myself. I guess I don't see it because I'm big on the whole choice thing. It's not like I say, "Would you kindly..." and it gets done. But people do seem to try harder when I'm around. I've actually had a friend or two of mine say that they're afraid that they'll disappoint me, which is both good and bad I guess.

Generally, I go for stronger (and slightly older than me) women, but my current gf is a few years younger than me. She's not quite as "independent" as most of th girls I've been interested in, but we compliment each other nicely, and I keep telling her that she should give me more limits, but she insists that she wouldn't let me do anything to/with her that she didn't want me to do. She's so cute when she gets flustered/emberassed. XD

 

[yndsu]

By no longer dating the person I was having sex with.

It was a shocking and abrupt ending. The break-up wasn't much better either.

Ba-dum-tish.

This says it all bluntly and clearly.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I'm glad to hear that things are going well with you in your relationship. I've been told (ironically by friends, not anyone I've dated) that I'm controlling and that I hold my friends to too high of a standard, but I don't see it myself. I guess I don't see it because I'm big on the whole choice thing. It's not like I say, "Would you kindly..." and it gets done. But people do seem to try harder when I'm around. I've actually had a friend or two of mine say that they're afraid that they'll disappoint me, which is both good and bad I guess.

Generally, I go for stronger (and slightly older than me) women, but my current gf is a few years younger than me. She's not quite as "independent" as most of th girls I've been interested in, but we compliment each other nicely, and I keep telling her that she should give me more limits, but she insists that she wouldn't let me do anything to/with her that she didn't want me to do. She's so cute when she gets flustered/emberassed. XD

Haha... who knows, maybe you have a dominant side to you
Glad to hear everything's going good for you though

 

[fates_puppet13]

i can name alot for general relationships but specifically one the sex bit

trying

try to do well
i've had times where i haven't really bothered
and that ruined the relationship

try new things helps strengthen the relationship sometimes
but coming on too strong about it will scare them off

and just general trying to do things they like

 

[jawakiller]

EDIT: Or your reason for not having a sex life (a lot of people seem to be saying that).

also, I am not too keen on the nudity thing, so when I do have sex (which I'll probably end up having since I want kids lol), for the first few times I'd like it if I could avoid the nekkidness :< I dunno, that just makes the whole experience seem 500x more terrifying. :b

So wait, you wanna have sex WITH your clothes on? How do you suppose th- you know what? Never mind. I really don't wanna know.

I'm surprised so many people actually said how they fucked up. Well, it is anonymous I guess.

 

[Kortney]

I think cutting off your genitals would be a good way to ruin it.

By drinking too much. Nobody likes a drunk.

Jocks love drunk girls. They are easy to rape.

 

[Hader]

So wait, you wanna have sex WITH your clothes on? How do you suppose th- you know what? Never mind. I really don't wanna know.

I'm surprised so many people actually said how they fucked up. Well, it is anonymous I guess.

Zippers? Flexible panties? Maybe they try really hard?
*Devil's advocate*
...I did it for the lulz

I think cutting off your genitals would be a good way to ruin it.

Meh, there's still the tongue.
xD

 

[jawakiller]

So wait, you wanna have sex WITH your clothes on? How do you suppose th- you know what? Never mind. I really don't wanna know.

I'm surprised so many people actually said how they fucked up. Well, it is anonymous I guess.

Zippers? Flexible panties? Maybe they try really hard?

Yeah but flexible panties are still kind of naked. And zippers, [insert shudder] thats really scary. A layer of little metal teeth... No thanks. I like my dick without a cover of blood and ripped skin.

 

[l3o2828]

If my sex life existed outside the whole 'aspiration' part i would say theres absolutely no way to just ruin it.
im sure whatever you do, theres someone out there that likes it.