How do you RUIN your sex life.

[That One Six]

...how some girls feel when the guy desperately tries to make them climax...

I haven't ruined my sex life yet, but in six months, I've only managed to get her to climax once, so my self esteem is kind of non-existent by the time I finish, and I feel kind of worthless afterwards. If anything, this is what's gonna screw me over.

 

[Laser Priest]

Cutting off your-

Being mean. Grr.

Fuck, I don't know. I've been in one and- In fact, I'm still in it. Murdering her would probably ruin it.

 

[hammiemonster]

Usually being a commitment phob doesn't help the relationship after 6 months.

 

[SilentCom]

Sexless relationship, so it was ruined before I even arrived. Horray for me... 10 bloody years woth of it... and a virgin to begin with. Feel its been long enough but I can't seem to break it off because " i'm a nice guy". No matter how fustrating its been.

You know what they say? "Nice guys finish last".

I guess that sort of describes me too, and it could be one reason why... nevermind.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

By being unattractive and antisocial. As a result, I've never had a sex life and probably never will. Last year of university, so the supposedly wild years are pretty much over and chances of getting laid will theoretically decline. You know, into the negatives. Somehow....

I know how that goes, suddenly I'm the "snarky one" and all chances of having a potential sex life is now shot in the face and left in a ditch to die...

Now I feel like drinking...

 

[BlueMage]

Ok, I realise this is a "how to RUIN" not "How to BETTER" thread, but seriously, I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to give unsolicited advice to you guys.

 

[Dirkie]

I'm me, thats just about enough to avoid any sexlife.

 

[The Lugz]

try dating a woman 20 years older than you and realize just how crap you really are, perspective damaging it is!

however, the xp will be well worth it i guess

 

[balanovich]

I talk about it on a forum.

 

[Angerwing]

Because I'm cold, detached, and inaccessible.

 

[loc978]

Generally by working too much, and spending too much time alone. I never have time for people.
My current girlfriend is amazingly tolerant of these quirks.

 

[Nephus]

There's pretty much only one way to ruin your sex life, and it involves a steak knife.

 

[similar.squirrel]

By drinking too much. Nobody likes a drunk.

Indeed. The only bear you should bring to bed is yourself.

OT: Getting dumped. Also, the fact that I have a penis ensured that I didn't get any for two years because the girl I was dating had convinced herself that she was a lesbian.

 

[Mr.Waaagh]

Biggest blunder, huh?

Okay, it's story time. Years ago, I was dating this girl (full lesbian) who had some self-esteem issues. She was complaining about how no one found her attractive. I said "that's not true" and proceeded to mention that, of course, I found her attractive. I also mentioned several of my friends who'd comments on her attractiveness, including a male-friend's fiancée.

My girlfriend was shocked by this - she had no idea that this girl was bi or thought she was attractive. She asked how I knew, and I explained that she (fiancée) told me so when I started dating her (my girlfriend).

Anyway, about a week passed, and then my male friend walked in on his fiancée and my girlfriend having sex. Thus exposed, my girlfriend dumped me to be with his fiancée; she broke off the engagement to be with my now ex-girlfriend.

So there's my blunder.

I don't think that was too great a blunder to be honest. She wouldn't really be worth keeping around if she would just jump into bed with his fiancée like that. It must have been rough on him through, having her run off like that.

I haven't made many blunders but I'm sure I'll make many in the future. Hoepfully with a minimum of loss and a gain of a great story.

 

[SirDeadly]

By going out with the shy, nervous girls...

 

[Elijah Ball]

yup, that'll do it.

 

[Jesper Christiansen]

I once called my girlfriend Lea, in bed (her real name being Lena)
She wasn't too happy with that.
Might be because her sister is named Lea.

 

[Sandernista]

I have ruined some casual relationships in the past but not in the way you'd expect. You know how some guys blow their load in like 2 minutes which puts the girl off? Well my problem is the opposite of that. Maybe I have no feeling, maybe the girl isn't good enough or maybe because it's a mental thing but for whatever reason I can't finish from sex.

This is both a gift and a curse. It's a gift because I've had girls tell me I'm the best they've ever had because I can go for as long as they need. But it also ruins casual relationships because the girl thinks I don't find them attractive or good enough. One has even cried because of that. I think I finally know how some girls feel when the guy desperately tries to make them climax and it's so tempting to just fake it.... sadly it's not as easy for a guy to fake an orgasm.

Stop masturbating, or if that's not your problem, start masturbating.

OT: I've never ruined a sex life, yet...

 

[Jesper Christiansen]

The best way is unintentional anal. She won't approve.

No no. Best way is intentional anal, if girlfriend hasn't approved.

 

[wolfy098]

So I was checking in on good ole escapist when I saw a poll titled "How do you run your sex life."

I'm surprised nobody has stated the obvious.

Just have kids!

No it's more cost efficient to get married.
Less sex and unless you price it badly less cost.