How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

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V da Mighty Taco

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Grouchy Imp said:
Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.
What this guy said. Unless you're at a business meeting or something like that, you have no reason not to. If someone takes offense to you getting an itch, then they're definitely way too stuck up and you probably should just avoid them.

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MentalBakura

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I own no such thing as trousers without pockets, so stuff that rule.

Anyway, I'm Scottish, so what do you think? If the itch needs scratching, then I'll bloody scratch it. If people don't like it, they should consider moving away from Glasgow as I'm sure there's plenty more stuff to offend them here. :p
 

butternut

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I'd just pretend to be shifting my weight or adjusting my trousers, if anyone calls you out on it you can just say "Oh, is that how looked? I was just moving a bit"

But honestly... who would call you out on something like that?
 

Issurru

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I try to distract myself, or just do something else in general until my poor memory kicks in and I forget the need to scratch. This is really helpful when it comes to being mauled by mosquito's. I just forget that there's an itch and I feel no need to scratch it :)
 

Broady Brio

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By turning round and scratching it. When people ask what you're doing, you would reply "Never mind, thought I saw someone I knew."
 

The Heik

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retyopy said:
So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?
I'd scratch it. What do I care what some random stranger thinks of me?
 

Jamieson 90

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Pockets or ignore, but seriously it pisses me off when you see chavs walking down the street with their hands down their pants. I mean come on you ever heard of common decency?
 

aba1

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I ussually just back out of the way n scratch so people are all looking away from me.
 

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Since you had rule out toliets and pockets I suggest face against a wall or a place where no one can see you (do the oppersite if it's your rear end itching) e.g. a rack of clothes or something to block your private areas from sight.
 

DarkRyter

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"Oh my god! It's Christopher Walken!"

Scratch like a ************ while they look away.