How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

[Plucky]

Hitch your pants up in a way that it pushes against the itchy area and hope that it scratches it somewhat, to people it just looks like your're hitching your trousers up.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.

What this guy said. Unless you're at a business meeting or something like that, you have no reason not to. If someone takes offense to you getting an itch, then they're definitely way too stuck up and you probably should just avoid them.

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this, seriously if someone is that bothered that you go for an itch, then they seriously have attitude problems.

although one time i did meet this guy...

straight up having a conversation with my friend, with me standing there, takes his right leg and perches it up on the bench, and sticks both hands down by his nuts and starts itching away mid conversation with not a care in the world

so literally there is a solid 30-40 degree angle between his legs and we are both looking right at him and he does that, granted i didn't care i was just a bit shocked to see someone do it so openly (it was in the middle of a church too lol)

in a business like/formal meeting though?

i either tell that itch to fuck off or i am able to pocket itch it

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?

EDIT: No bathrooms or unseen areas in sight. You're in the middle of the room or wherever. Attention isn't focused on you, but it isn't away from you either. People would see you.

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

you have pants with no pockets..?

bad pants are bad. i usually have at least 4-6 pockets per set of shorts/pants always, just in case for those moments.

 

[blindthrall]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

What I do every time. If someone complains, I tell them to stop staring at my crotch.

 

[BlackStar42]

Very carefully.

 

[Subwayeatn]

i usually just act as though I'm fixing my pants. So smooth.

 

[Tallim]

I actually take the Billy Connolly approach. Very loudly and slowly announce "Oh my god my (whatever) is sooooo itchy", then just go to town.

 

[Beliyal]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

No one will ever call you out on it either because they can perfectly understand the situation.

Apart from the missus. She will never appreciate a man's need to scratch down there in public.

Aye my friend that is jealousy for your carefree scratching lifestyle.

I'm sorry, but I have to inform you that women's private parts can also get "itchy" and in need of a scratch. It usually happens to me when I wear tight jeans (combined with a pad makes it more possible that something will itch) and is often solved by crossing legs and wiggling a bit, or by adjusting pants a little. If that doesn't help, I have to risk looking like a freak that touches herself in public. Not that the "crossing legs and wiggling" doesn't look a bit freaky. Also, sometimes bras itch. That's maybe even worse, because a bra is too thick to be able to scratch yourself without removing at least a part of it. Now you know why are we constantly going to the bathroom in packs.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

I wonder how he scratches a physical itch using a website... Sounds like it'd be difficult to do.

On topic: I do it inconspiculously.

 

[darksakul]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

I wonder how he scratches a physical itch using a website... Sounds like it'd be difficult to do.

On topic: I do it inconspiculously.

Oh you mean physical itches, not itches for weird/ dumb stuff on the Internets.

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[darksakul]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

Dude... That is just sick...

It is a Joke. Saying my Itch is for 4chan and I use fire fox to scratch it is not to be taken seriously

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

I just go ahead and scratch it. If someone stops me then I stop but otherwise I am scratching the hell out of that itch.

 

[PinkiePyro]

scratch it its hard not to

 

[triggrhappy94]

"Oop! The crabs are biting"

I seriously do that, I'm not joking.

 

[Mudze]

Nonchalantly scratch it.

 

[Mr Thin]

With a butt-scratcher.

Buttscratcher!?

OT: I don't get out much, so I usually scratch it.

If not, well, all my pants have pockets, so hah!

 

[infohippie]

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

Then I am naked. All my pants have pockets, often a dozen or more of them.

 

[the spud]

Either kill a dude and scratch while they are still distracted, or just scratch it in front of everyone like a boss.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

With your fingers.