How do you shave?

[Jaranja]

The manliest way.. with a chainsaw!

Hardly, I use a shotgun to shave my beard!

You can also try shaving with a butcher's knife or burning your hairs to an appropriate length with a campfire in the woods.

 

[HaraDaya]

I only trim actually, my girlfriend loves my stubble. Good for me, because my skin is easily irritated by shaving, electric or razor.
Besides, it's MANLY. Say no to clean shaven, don't give in to what "most" women want. You don't want "most" women anyways.

The Kyle Katarn way, with a lightsaber.

I liked Kyle Katarn just because of his beard.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Haven't shaved in about 2 months, not really much growing facial hair wise, but according to my parents men in our family only have beard growing power in their 20s... :/ women some time in their 50s.

 

[Mozza444]

Gillet fusion 5 bladed razor works like a charm.. a very very sharp charm

 

[JohanGasMask]

Im 15, so i just use those cheap plastic razor things that come 20 in one bag, and i rarely use electric razors.

 

[Stoorm_]

up and down
not left to right
easy way to keep you throat

 

[Jou]

Everyday. In the shower. No foam. Disposable razors.

 

[jimtheviking]

Shaving is for the weak. Here is proof:

George Benard Shaw, in response to a request to shave his beard:

"Gentlemen:

I shall never shave, for the same reason that I started a beard, and for the reason my father started his. I remember standing at his side, when I was five, while he was shaving for the last time. ?Father,? I asked, ?Why do you shave?? He stood there for a full minute and finally looked down at me. ?Why the hell do I?? he said."

Also, a Greek Proverb:

"There are two types of people that go around beardless; boys and women, and I am neither."

 

[Sherlock/]

Electric, because it's the lazy mans option.

is it? I keep a razor in the shower and don't need anything other than that and the hot water. So for a more detailed analysis of what exactly is the lazy option, I have... ehm, whatever. who f'ing cares.

Oh and for all the ppl here asking about the 'down there' shaving: Don't do it man! If you have any choice in the matter, don't ever do it! For the love of... your jewels, don't ever shave there! When it grows back (and who are we kidding here, you'll give up after a couple of weeks) it'll itch like hell for over a week. Worst week of my life, couldn't sit still, my classmates thought i had too much coffee.

lol, don't say i didn't warn you! =)

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm fifteen, so I'm shaving once every few days. I'm far too cynical/lazy to bother with anything more than absolutely necessary, so I use a bladed razor without foam, and never really bother with said 'rituals'

 

[SaunaKalja]

 

[BillBarilko]

I have a better question, and I'm being totally serious with this.

Let's just say I'm Irish, and an ex told me "you should invest in a beard trimmer." She was NOT talking about my face/neck. And while I'm afraid that a normal razor would cut me to ribbons down there, I also fear that an electric would injure me as well.

Does anyone have any advice on this? Feel free to poke fun at me for asking (thank you, anonymity!).

This is what I use my Wilkinson Xtreme for - any of those cartridge razors are ideal for managing your junk jungle. At least that's been my experience.

 

[Nasti]

There is a pretty solid conspiracy by the top razor manufacturers to squeeze money out of us. If you have ever heard the phase "More blades, closer together" what it actually means is "Less space between the blades so they clog up and have to be replaced more often". That is where the money is made.

The 4th and 5th blades are pretty redundant anyways, you could just go over twice and get the same effect. However the companies know some people are wise to this, they attach a gimmick to the new model (trimming blade/vibration) and they make it so the new razor bases arnt compatible with the old/efficient razor heads.

 

[ThreeWords]

The manliest way.. with a chainsaw!

Since only Chuck Norris can harm Chuck Norris, he has to punch himself in the face to shave

 

[SYSTEM-J]

I just grow a beard, which I trim once a week with an electric beard trimmer, and I wet shave below the neckline, because neck hair is irritating.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I don't.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Monkeys don't shave.

 

[MadBlueWinnie]

By harnessing the sheer power of Chuck Norris to keep my beard always looking fine.

EDIT:

Since only Chuck Norris can harm Chuck Norris, he has to punch himself in the face to shave

Damn, forgot about that. Well I guess a razor and shaving cream will work almost as well.

 

[Jharry5]

I can only use an electric shaver (yay for acne!), so it doesn't usually do a very good job.
It probably doesn't help that I often forget to because I can't really keep to a routine.

I prefer leaving it for a bit anyway; the stubble makes me feel all manly and such...