How do you shave?

[Standby]

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[silasbufu]

Trim with the electric. Shave with the razor in the shower.

I don't think the skin down there is suited to electrics.

I'm disappointed no-one has made any pube jokes yet....ah well.

'TRIM' is the key word, for down there. invest in a TRIMMER. Not a RAZOR/SHAVER.

Dammit, we're 1 to 1! What do I do?

Trim. This way you'll keep your genitals.
I guess if you want it 100% shaved you should do that wax thing..although I would assume you are not a pornstar.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Assuming you're a male

Excuse me but girls shave also *huffed face*.

I like to make sure under my arms stay smooth using a disposable razor.

Shhh, we guys like to live in ignorance...

Ahem. Hahahaha, silly lady, girls do not have body hair, how rediculous, what what.

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

I shave like a real man. You know those straight razors that barbers use? I load fifteen of the blades into a tennis ball launcher and fire them at my face.

If you do it any other way you are a sissy.

EDIT: Also, to those of you who have no idea how to shave the Australian foliage (get it? down under?), hear me well. You trim it with an electric trimmer if you have never shaved before. Then, if you want a super-close baby-smooth finish, you grease yourself up with shaving cream/gel/whatever and oh so carefully shave with the grain. This will result in a less close shave, yes, but your pubic skin is very smooth and sensitive, and unless you've got some sort of magic razor you will end up with razorburn, ingrown hairs, or both. And neither are attractive nor comfortable.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Wet shave, about once a week...my skin just can't take repeated abuse.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Would you like a vagina with that?

 

[AceMcBadass]

wet face, apply shaving gel, wet razor, shave with the grain (avoiding goatee), go back and shave against the grain for a nice close shave (again avoiding goatee), wash face, apply aftershave, get laid. repeat daily.

 

[Disaster Button]

With a rock.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Would you like a vagina with that?

Bwahahahahha, I believe the word I'm looking for here is bam.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Bladed razor with vibration capabilities, wet razor dry chin and foam. Tried electric once, didn't cut it...although to be fair I'm not the best at shaving, but practice makes perfect, even though I manage to get cut now and then

 

[teutonicman]

Depends on how long it is. If it's short then I bust out the razor with the shaving cream. However if it's long then I go over it with the electric and then use my razor.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Used to use a bladed razor, now I'm just so lazy that I use an electric. Dry.

 

[AplChild]

I just set my face on fire.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Close.

 

[metalmmaniac]

i usually shave once a week. i don't get real thick facial hair, so it isn't too bothersome. i use a bladed razor and shaving cream everytime.

 

[BillBarilko]

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

That sounds like something out of a Smoove B [http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/smoove] column.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I used a sword, but since I broke my last one I switched to regular razor. The bullshit about my facial hair is that I don't have a full beard and never will (stupid genes), so I have to shave every 2 days, because I look like a goat if I don't. Oh well...

 

[metalmmaniac]

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

don't worry, i got the reference.