How do you want to die

[SimuLord]

Massive coronary right at the point of orgasm as I'm screwing one of my teenage daughter's hot barely legal friends during the throes of a midlife crisis. Seeing as how I don't yet have any kids, this gives me at least another 19 years to live my life.

Bonus points if that final, fateful shot knocks up the girl and gives her a hell of a story to tell my child.

 

[Shadow Law]

I want to be smothered to death in the worlds largest orgy, surrounded on all sides by; Bosoms, melons, milk factories, burst, fun bags, knockers, valleys, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubilees, and STONKING GREAT TITS!!!

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Suffocating between the thighs of a fine woman, Golden Eye sauna scene style ^^

Dude u took mine lol

 

[oktalist]

Slow and painless. Certainly not instant. Headshot would suck ass. I want to be able to see it coming.

Blood loss. Or maybe suffocate in a spaceship that's run out of oxygen.

And not drowning. That'd be the worst, breathing in water.

Parachute jump without a parachute would be pretty epic.

 

[Snowalker]

I want to die holding back the one thing that will kill everyone... a Nuke, yes I have the amazing ability to hold back a nuke, but I can only do it once, cause it kills me...

 

[Chips the Magic Dragon]

I don't know really.
Personally i would love to pull off one of those old old school line up executions, staring all of them in the eye's when i pull the trigger,
Then offing myself in that really old wapanese way that says. "God, I really wanna die, but I'm going to do it in a painful manner so that i don't look like a puss in your eyes"

 

[Mr Fatherland]

Fighting a T-rex as a gladiator in the colluseum made by the Great Emperor Blebble 31st.

 

[orangebandguy]

death by Gordon Freeman

 

[KaptenZom]

DOING A GUITAR-SOLO WHILST DOING A BACKFLIPP OF AN 1970 PLYMOUTH 'CUDA ONTO A DRAGON COVERED IN HEROIN (on fire, of course)

 

[Eykal]

Wonder what sex in free-fall would be like, that imght be...an interesting way to go.

death by Gordon Freeman

We talkin crowbar to the skull or gravity-gunned toilet?

 

[The Rockerfly]

1) Get on back of a motorbike
2) Go 100 mph down a stretch of road, with fireworks attatched to my back
3) Play the best guitar solo ever and explode in a 100mph exploding guitar solo
Best death ever!

 

[Kodlak]

I'm planning not to die... it's all planned out

But if I had to it would be in the arms of a loved one.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Easy, I want to sexed by Hayden Panettiere until I die.
Best death ever.
More realistically, I wouldn't mind going out with a bang. Maybe being shot into the sun on the worlds stockpile of nuclear arms?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Chased off a cliff by numerous topless women (see Monty Python's meaning of life)

 

[Gooble]

Apparently CO2 poisoning feels just like going to sleep, so probably that. Or jumping out of a plane thousands of feet in the air, for the adrenaline rush followed by instantaneous death.

 

[3rd rung]

Judgment day I ,eam whats more glorious and awesome then the end of everything

 

[TheDustyBanana]

Suddenly. And without regrets.

Possibly involving a Frisbee somehow.

 

[Hippobatman]

I don't want to die.
Ever.

My oh my, are you saying you have a way of cheating the inevitable, sir?

Anyway, I'd like to go with a bang, or quietly of old age if you want a serious answer.

 

[Roamin11]

Aren't we already dead... On the inside!

If I had to die somesort of painful way like being hit by a truck, being drug behind a truck and even falling down a cliff or brunt to death.