How do you want to die

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

Ok, but for real...
I just want to live out my life, long and happy and fulfilling, with my current girlfriend. Then when I get old I'll move someplace where it gets cold in winter, and I'll just hold her close and we'll just pass on in our sleep.
Something peaceful.
Although I plan to be a cop someday, so if I died in service I'd be fine with that because the world will have been a better place because of me.

 

[Nechti_Visara]

To be perfectly honest, I'd like to be killed by a ninja. No, seriously. That'd be awesome. It'd mean that I did something important, that I had to be killed for.
Other than that, I guess I don't really know. I think I'd like to be witty enough in my final moments to come up with something funny. I mean, one of my personal favorite quotes is Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

 

[sam_tankms]

i dont know how i want to die but i know how i am going to.

im going to die by a gunshot wounds well
1.pissing someone off
2.being mugged(and me pissing them off or me fighting back)
3.or me protecting someone else.

i know its kind of a said though but thats what going to happen

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I would like to have sex to death while I space.

 

[Chickenlittle]

I'm going to go with "never".

 

[JMeganSnow]

How do I want to die?

Quickly.

/thread

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Quickly?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I don't want to die.
Ever.

My oh my, are you saying you have a way of cheating the inevitable, sir?

Anyway, I'd like to go with a bang, or quietly of old age if you want a serious answer.

No, but I am saying that, hypothetically, if a way to retain my youth forever/never get hurt arose, I would kill, maim, and murder (yes, kill and murder) my way to it.

My, what a charming fellow you are. And I guess, most people would do the same if given the opportunity to receive immortality. You petty mortals will never achieve something like that. Now, bow before me!

.... I really need to sleep.....

The first thing you learn in sociopath school is how to be charming.
Sadly, I skipped a lot of class.

Ba dum tish.

I would hate living forever...It would grow old after a few hundred years... No, I would want to die doing something that people would remember me for... Like blowing up the entire fucking continent of South America!

 

[Giovanto]

Death by Snoo Snoo. There is no better death.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Preferably, I would jump off a building or something else that's very tall. I could die in my happiest state, on a long drop, full of adrenaline, and with plenty of time to contemplate along the way.

EDIT:

Death by Snoo Snoo. There is no better death.

PAHAHAHAHAHA
Love that episode...

 

[Hman121]

I would love to die defending my native Mexico, with the Mexican flag wrapped around me as the sun sets and my people would remember this act of patriotism.

 

[thiosk]

In the conservatory, with the wrench.

 

[Eykal]

Not dying sounds rather nice. I could go for that.

 

[Sparrow]

Killed by evil blokes in suits, fighting for what I believe in to help the human race.

Not because I'd be praised after my death, more because if by chance Heaven is real, and Jesus does exist, I'd love to be the guy that tops his story.