A laid back country with friendly people, a lot of wintery forests and bears. If I had to choose a country to immigrate to it'd be Canada,to be honest.
How does the world see Canada
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Naw. I'm Canadian, and while I think the "eh" thing might be right, I've never heard anyone say "aboot".Agrael said:Love it.
Quiet, and the police isn't biast.
I get my Hemp oil from you guys, so thank you.
Bacon is good, beer is good, I love hockey and you guys have good lookin' women.
You also have this: aboot thing and 'eh thing.
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This isn't my opinion, but one i found my friends have when a canadian girl moved to my college.
"All men are mounties" "Every sentence ends with 'eh'" "Maple syrup and canadian bacon is all they eat." And lastly that canadians praise mooses as if they were gods."
"All men are mounties" "Every sentence ends with 'eh'" "Maple syrup and canadian bacon is all they eat." And lastly that canadians praise mooses as if they were gods."
Canada scares me, they have flappy heads, and beady little eyes.
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I find that Canada is a good natured butt of a lot of jokes here in the US but honestly, they have their shit together as far as I can think of right now. I can't think of a huge problem they have and I can think of dozens we have here in the US. Then again, I live here so perhaps I have some rose colored glasses when I think of Canada. I rib Canada with jokes because I like Canada.
You guys are laid back and cool.
You guys are laid back and cool.
Well, Certain areas of the US view Canada as some backassward country who doesn't know what the hell is good for them. But then again, these certain areas I won't name are filled with morons who shoot themselves with their shotguns and then try to claim that the weapons manufacturer is at fault for not providing a warning in the form of the following:
Warning!
This weapon should not be handled by complete morons for it may result in serious injury or death.
Warning!
This weapon should not be handled by complete morons for it may result in serious injury or death.
Canada crash-landed on Earth in 1643 from an unknown origin somewhere outside of our galaxy. Their Nunavut engines and Ontario navigation systems were damaged beyond immediate repair upon landing, and so the Canadians were forced to adapt to Earthen life.
To make things worse, the port wing of Newfoundland was sheared off before the crash, and the starboard wing of Alaska was quickly stolen by the Russians. The Hudson power reactor was destroyed in a devastating explosion, forcing the Canadians to fill the core with water from the Atlantic.
Things went from bad to worse quickly. The section of Earth they had landed in was too cold for their taste, and many native Canadians died from the cold. Those who adapted did so very well, quickly moving to extract the maple syrup from Canada's fuel cells, which were then sent by the Mounties on beaver and moose-back to the Earthen people in exchange for parts to repair Nunavut and Ontario.
However, at the time Earth's population was very far behind the incredible Canadian technology, and the only parts they could muster were logs, which they used to build shelters on the now frozen hull of Canada.
Soon after, Canada was invaded by Earthens calling themselves the 'English' and 'French'. While the two Earthen factions fought over control of the ship, the French soon took control of the Quebec accommodation center for passengers and crew of Canada, and the English took over the Columbia drone hangar, calling it 'British'.
In 1776, the land below Canada became the United States of America. After a brief political war with the Canadian people, they burned down America's White House. To this day, America denies such an event, declaring that the White House and even Canada didn't exist.
Today Canada enjoys a rich cultural heritage, mostly that of the crew of Canada in the years after the landing. Most of their home world technology is lost forever, but they continue to export their precious maple fuel in exchange for Earthen currency, parts and labor.
Canada now boasts vast pine forests, plenty of dramatic Canadian scenery and - frighteningly - a military force to call their own.
Canada is now ruled by Princess Jade Lassassino, who hails from the royal city of Vancouver. She cannot become queen and lead her people to glory until she is married - hopefully to Prince Fyndir from the Earthen ciy of Dublin.
To make things worse, the port wing of Newfoundland was sheared off before the crash, and the starboard wing of Alaska was quickly stolen by the Russians. The Hudson power reactor was destroyed in a devastating explosion, forcing the Canadians to fill the core with water from the Atlantic.
Things went from bad to worse quickly. The section of Earth they had landed in was too cold for their taste, and many native Canadians died from the cold. Those who adapted did so very well, quickly moving to extract the maple syrup from Canada's fuel cells, which were then sent by the Mounties on beaver and moose-back to the Earthen people in exchange for parts to repair Nunavut and Ontario.
However, at the time Earth's population was very far behind the incredible Canadian technology, and the only parts they could muster were logs, which they used to build shelters on the now frozen hull of Canada.
Soon after, Canada was invaded by Earthens calling themselves the 'English' and 'French'. While the two Earthen factions fought over control of the ship, the French soon took control of the Quebec accommodation center for passengers and crew of Canada, and the English took over the Columbia drone hangar, calling it 'British'.
In 1776, the land below Canada became the United States of America. After a brief political war with the Canadian people, they burned down America's White House. To this day, America denies such an event, declaring that the White House and even Canada didn't exist.
Today Canada enjoys a rich cultural heritage, mostly that of the crew of Canada in the years after the landing. Most of their home world technology is lost forever, but they continue to export their precious maple fuel in exchange for Earthen currency, parts and labor.
Canada now boasts vast pine forests, plenty of dramatic Canadian scenery and - frighteningly - a military force to call their own.
Canada is now ruled by Princess Jade Lassassino, who hails from the royal city of Vancouver. She cannot become queen and lead her people to glory until she is married - hopefully to Prince Fyndir from the Earthen ciy of Dublin.
Always thought of Canada as a nice place with good people. Heard that certain canadian politicians have somewhat devolved into a monkeying of US gov ugliness, but if countries were judged solely by their politics, I don't think any nation would be pretty.
The post above mine is far more interesting to read.
The post above mine is far more interesting to read.
Hmm....
Well, this is not how I look at it, but this is what the less-educated/pricks think of it, I believe:
The people live in Igloos, they're too scared to do anything! They only have good bacon
Now, I don't really think of Canada like I just described. Just a country that's laid back and watching the fireworks of the rest of the world.
Well, this is not how I look at it, but this is what the less-educated/pricks think of it, I believe:
The people live in Igloos, they're too scared to do anything! They only have good bacon
Now, I don't really think of Canada like I just described. Just a country that's laid back and watching the fireworks of the rest of the world.
Bret "The Hitman" Hart.
Rush.
You all have some good actors from there.
I respect the French ancestry of Canada.
Never heard one of you say "Aboot" therefore I am disappointed to this very day.
Montreal is a kickass place from what I heard.
I respect Canada. a
Rush.
You all have some good actors from there.
I respect the French ancestry of Canada.
Never heard one of you say "Aboot" therefore I am disappointed to this very day.
Montreal is a kickass place from what I heard.
I respect Canada. a
I'm American and I see Canada as our little-brother-country (along with Australia and New Zealand)! We were colonial brothers together! (Until, y'know, America got mad at Dad because he wouldn't let America borrow the wagon and so America stormed out to chill with Uncle France and said he'd never speak to Papa England ever again.)
Really though, I think Canadians are great. You guys are laid back. Your pot is practically legal. Your BFF is the Netherlands. On D-Day, the Canadians made it farther inland than America, England or France. You guys have hockey--I love hockey. See, American football isn't as much fun to watch if you don't know the rules but hockey is a blast to watch whether you know the rules or not.
I think it's sad that there can be such ire between Canadians and Americans but maybe that will fade someday.
Really though, I think Canadians are great. You guys are laid back. Your pot is practically legal. Your BFF is the Netherlands. On D-Day, the Canadians made it farther inland than America, England or France. You guys have hockey--I love hockey. See, American football isn't as much fun to watch if you don't know the rules but hockey is a blast to watch whether you know the rules or not.
I think it's sad that there can be such ire between Canadians and Americans but maybe that will fade someday.