How much to kill your beloved family pet?

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Sure, for 100 billion dollars I'd totally kill my imaginary pet that I walk down the street for no reason.

But if it was my most recent pet (god I miss him) then no, nothing can replace the loyalty and love of an animal.

 

[Legiondude]

I'd take the money and beat him with the mallet.

This option

 

[Brad Shepard]

Can we just lock this thread and get it over with?

 

[loc978]

hmmm... considering where I live (my nearest neighbor can't hear a handgun fired on my property), I'd have to be walking my dog on a country road (which I never do, she just doesn't leave the property, ever)... plenty of places to dispose of bodies... is the bodyguard armed? I am...

What am I saying, I could never explain away that much money to the authorities. Also, I'd feel bad about killing the ex green beret in cold blood. I'd refuse and walk on.

 

[Fredrikorex]

I don't even like my cat, but I still would need something over 1500$ to even think about killing it.

It's just wrong.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

There's not enough money in the world that would make me hurt my pooch.

If I squint, it looks like her head is on fire.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

I really don't think I'd be able to. Honestly, I think I'd have an easier time butchering a human than a pet. I don't know why, they just seem so.. fuck, I really don't know. I'm sure others here have similar feelings though and know what I'm getting at.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Could I opt to kill an annoying person instead? I'd have no qualms about that. But
I could never do that to a pet.

 

[Trunipbob]

500k minimum, more if the offer is there.

Or if it's an option, 346k if I can do it. That way I know it's quick and the mortgage gets paid in full.

 

[lRookiel]

The idea of killing one of my pets with a mallet is just... no

Fuck I need cheering up

Yay, I'm cheered up some more!

OT: Fuck no, no amount of money on earth would separate me from my pet rabbit Floppers.

 

[Padwolf]

Hell no, that would make me angry and I would grab the mallet and smash the guys head in for even asking. Gods the idea of it... I need to go release my anger.

 

[Elate]

Mallet to the back of the neck, hard push, break it, instant death, don't need to hit it.

On the other hand, fuck that old man, I hate old people, he's miserable? Forgoing a million to prolong his misery entertains me. Now, if my pet was already very old and dying, the story would be different, but otherwise, my pet is worth more thanks, that and I just really don't care about money as long as I have enough to live comfortably (which is having enough to eat/pay the bills, and buy a game every now and then)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

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Nope I would never hurt my cats. Not for any amount of money in the world.

 

[karloss01]

No way in this life, i'm too paragon to do a thing like that. however escorting a bitter old billionaire to the gates of hell is one thing i could live with. or at least a punch to the face.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

There is no amount of money that I would hurt my cat over. She's like my dumb hairy daughter.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

I'd do it for $50000.

Do your best to ensure the animal dies instantly and spend the fifty grand on charity. One dead cat could save the lives of a lotta people and help make even more less shitty.

Besides, we've been killing other animals for food and clothing for as long as we've been reptiles and apes.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

Go to hell.
Woah, hold on, that came out a little strong...what I mean is, no I wouldn't do it. As great as money is and despite all the good it could do, I'm not taking the life of something loyal and loving to get it. The amount of money is irrelevant, since the 'value' tends to plateau after a while anyway.