How stupid are Ash, Misty, Brock and the others?

[Magnalian]

the more shameful part is that Team Rocket gets defeated by them every episode.

And yet they never learn... They would actually not be half-bad Pokemon trainers or coordinators or whatever if they just stayed the fuck away from that Pikachu.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Ash I really didn't like.

Misty I actually thought she was annoying.

Brock was beast...and I mean he is the reason I want to cook.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I think you may want to read this blog post, it's going to make you look differently at the Pokemon series altogether:
http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/

Holy crap! Thats a nice theory whoever wrote that!

OT: Yes they are stupid and that's why I prefer Digimon. I could go into detail, but I must teach my Cat the keyboard.

Calumon: Silly people. They are always soooo serious. They should just play all day!

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Superman fools everyone by wearing glasses.

 

[Jeronus]

That's not why they are stupid. They are stupid because they go on a journey to become pokemon masters and after over 300 episodes I still have no idea how one becomes a pokemon master. It used to be catch them all and then it was about defeating gym leaders and gaining badges. Then they added this contest crap that is about showing off pokemon attacks. I don't know how anyone becomes a pokemon master. What is the ultimate goal? Someone tell me please.

 

[Woodsey]

Shhh!

That's what made it magical!

 

[Pandalisk]

You want stupidity? How about the fact their entire world is covered with Monsters that could fuck your shit up ten times on a daily basis?. Why arn't they killing the evil buggers? We've annihilated species for alot less, like "They just taste good" and here their world is littered with evil monsters that live in their sewers, attack children walking in grass and Live in their backalleys

Spoiler: See This? Yeah, Even THEY could put you in the grave without a seconds thought, not so cute now huh?!

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/0/02/Pichu_Brothers_From_Party_Panic.jpg/200px-Pichu_Brothers_From_Party_Panic.jpg[/img[/spoiler]

I bet a gengar Consuming a pikachu is a common sight in Poke Land.

 

[brodie21]

are we really having a discussion about pokemon? really? that stopped being the thing to do when i was 11 years old. 9 years ago btw

 

[Pandalisk]

are we really having a discussion about pokemon? really? that stopped being the thing to do when i was 11 years old. 9 years ago btw

Your never too old for Poke Discussion!

Oh and im quick to point out Ash's Mom's terrible Mothership

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Every heard of anime physics? Anime psychology follows the same principles.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Every time team rocket got disguised it tricked me. Every time.

Also, I blame Pokemon for Mike Vick's dogfighting.