How to ask a girl out...

[Parallel Streaks]

Here's one crucial tip: Make it PERFECTLY, CRYSTALLY clear that it's in a more than a friend way. Misunderstandings are the foundations of heart-break.

 

[hyperhammy]

First you need an awesome plan to win her over for you:
Hire some men to kidnap her parents.
You, the hero, then find the ransom note and bring it to her.
Then you tell her to stay behind, you're going to deal with this.
You try to bring back her parents but one of the kidnapper's mask slides out of your pocket.
Then you tell her your plan but say you only did it because you loved her.
???
Apple pie.
(You make sense of the end.)

Sweet, she makes you apple pie?

Maybe, but maybe her mom will poison you with apple pie? Who knows.

 

[The Stonker]

Don't do any tricks and don't sound needy.


You:So wanna go hang out?
Her: /if she says eeeh no not right now/ then don't sweat or sound needy.
You:Well it's your loss! *Goes to another person*.

 

[Sephiroth_deus]

Well there is the direct way which seems to be what everyone here is advocating or the indirect way which is to NOT ask her on a date. By that I mean ask her out to do something (pool, the beach, anything) but don't talk about it like it's a date. Dates are formal, there's lots of pressure on you to perform, and there are way to many things that can go wrong.

Here's one crucial tip: Make it PERFECTLY, CRYSTALLY clear that it's in a more than a friend way. Misunderstandings are the foundations of heart-break.

But make sure you follow this advise. Make sure your intentions are clear enough that she wont see you as just a friend, but ambiguous enough that you don't push whatever you're doing into a "date". Also once you are doing something with her DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO TOUCH HER. And I don't mean molest her, but physical contact is key. That's what I've learned anyway and it works for me.

 

[FinalHeart95]

"Would you like to see a movie/go to *insert place* here?"

Or, you could be like my dad...
"Want to play tic-tac-toe?"

Somehow, it worked. I need to ask him more about that later.

 

[teisjm]

Tell her, that if she goes out with you, she might be allowed to controll your lvl 80 über DPS durring a lesser guild raid for a few minnutes before making you a sandwich

Not only are you showing that you're dedicated to things you care about, you did grind all the way to lvl 80 after all. You're also showing that you're willing to share what is precious to you, and that you respect her as a woman, and has full faith in her beeing capable of doign her things right.

This cannot possibly fail, unless ofc she swings the otehr way and plays alliance, but f she's not down with the horde forget about her, she's not with it.

I'm a bit disapointed that so few people here adviced to raly on gamer skills, everyone knows an über micro can be used for mroe than just clicking the mouse. Thats finger endurance for ya baby!

And as an aviod gamer, you're most likely an avid user of teh internet as well, she will recognice this, and know that the countless hours you've spend surfing for pr0n has prolly
made you some sort of sexual genious.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how dating advice should look, on a gaming forum. Good day to y'all.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Well there is the direct way which seems to be what everyone here is advocating or the indirect way which is to NOT ask her on a date. By that I mean ask her out to do something (pool, the beach, anything) but don't talk about it like it's a date. Dates are formal, there's lots of pressure on you to perform, and there are way to many things that can go wrong.

That's because people have a preconception that "dates" have to be "formal". If you can convey a relaxed attitude about it and not make the other person feel that they have to perform in certain ways, but just being themselves, it doesn't really matter if it's a date or not.

For instance, if I was with a girl that asked me with a neurotically worried voice: "Wait, is this a date?"

My calm reply would be: "So what if it is? Do we realy have to define it as anything at all?"

 

[Corporal Bill]

Killgradulate??
Conkilldulate?

I don't know If i should be thankful or scared (Scaredful?...........I'll stop now)

I think I'll just wound you but give you a trophey too

A trophy or an achievment......Ba dum che!Sorry :L

 

[gl1koz3]

Raw. Confidence. They like it.

 

[Drejer43]

you put drugs in her drink and... oh wait that's not what you wanted?

in all seriousness "I have no idea"

EDIT: hmm i like my idea better you don't get so much blood then.

Spoiler: You hit her over the head with a hammer and do with her body as you wish.

Don't ask an internet forum based around politics and video games about the opposite gender. It won't work.

 

[MoganFreeman]

The words are simple. Saying them is the hard part.

One piece of advice is to avoid the words 'hang out'. If you are asking her on a date she needs to know exactly what she is getting herself into.

 

[GudangGaram]

One piece of advice is to avoid the words 'hang out'. If you are asking her on a date she needs to know exactly what she is getting herself into.

Ah yes, the friend zone, but even worse is when/if she asks afterwards: 'was this a date?'. What to say to that ha!

 

[David Bray]

Hey escapist forum users,

I have encountered a problem... You see, I really like this girl (I have liked her sense 3rd grade) and I have finnaly built up the nerve to ask her out... But I have one problem... HOW THE HELL DO YOU ASK A GIRL OUT???

I asked her 6 months ago, but she was already dating someone... And I know the way I asked her was total fail. Well, tomorow, their is this festival or something like that happening at our old middle school, she is going to be their, and I plan on going with a couple of my friends (and when we get bored we just walk over to taco bell) and I want to ask her...

Well, if you have ever asked anyone, HOW DO YOU DO IT CORRECTLY???

OH AND to give you something to talk about, how have your attempts at getting dates gone?

I don't know what age you are, so this might be harder, but i found the easiest way is to be frank. When your alone, or dancing at the festival, just ask her. Say: "I've really liked you for ages. Would you like to go out." or whatever.

If you're a bit older:

My girlfriend and i got together as we were sitting in a pub in the middle of the day. We were playing around and i made up a game which involved me covering her eyes. I left it a second and then dived for a kiss.
Worked like a charm.

Luck of the irish maybe.

 

[Jfswift]

It works, i'm kind of shy around girls to be honest but I've asked em out before and had little difficulty there. Just ask.

 

[nick_knack]

Okay.
Say: "Hey baby we should date. But I just thought you should know that I got suspended from school. For bringing* GUNS."

*Flex biceps at this point

A friend of mine seems to attract the weirdest guys. One of them tried that.

 

[AMMO Kid]

I want to steal your heart of your chest and have the blood all over my hands and then chop you up into little bits yum yum yum.

But in all seriousness, you should probably start along the lines of, "Hey, did you know my dad is a pedophile?"

 

[Requx]

K so first introduce yourself:
Hi, Im mastachief pwn, nice tits wanna go out?
Her:K, my hourly rate is 22$

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Grow a pair, the worst she can say is no, and if she does who the hell cares? If you can't deal with rejection and get over the fear of "no" or "not interested" then you'll never have a chance with any girl/woman worth dating.
Besides, if you aren't confident in yourself its hard to achieve anything in life, including dating.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

When their not looking, slip some ruffies into her drink.
or
Ask "here does this rag smell of chloroform?"