How to ask a girl out...

[Mr. Google]

This is going to sound crazy but I have an idea that I think just might work.

Step 1: Walk up to her.
Step 2: Say, "Hey did you hear about that big fair thing going on tomorrow? A couple of my friends and I are going to stop by and check it out. Want to come?"
Step 3: Say either "ok cool" OR "Oh well no biggie, just though i'd ask"

No no no thats crazy so crazy that it just. might. work!

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Emphasis on HARD.........giggity.


But a seroius answer? Just ask if they want to go on a date sometime, Not much else to it.

I don't know if I should kill you or congratulate you...

Killgradulate??
Conkilldulate?

I don't know If i should be thankful or scared (Scaredful?...........I'll stop now)

 

[Continuity]

Just ask her. Strange though it may seem, girls are humans too, not mystical monsters which are likely to bite your head off when approached the wrong way.

They don't? You haven't been on the pull in my town recently then I take it

 

[The Rockerfly]

Killgradulate??
Conkilldulate?

I don't know If i should be thankful or scared (Scaredful?...........I'll stop now)

I think I'll just wound you but give you a trophey too

 

[arcade109]

Dude, you just ask. Youre in middle school, things don't get serious or heartbreaking until junior and senior year. GOOD LUCK!

 

[pelopelopelo]

Just get really really drunk. The only time it's worked for me

 

[sketchesformysweet]

Just ask her. I know it'll take some confidence, but you've just got to ask... It'll be easier if you already know what the date will consist of, for example are you going to take her to the cinema? If you've figured out that part then it'll be easier to talk about it when you ask her out...

 

[sketchesformysweet]

Oh, and good luck! Let us all know how it goes!

 

[sarge1942]

i can only tell you not to stall, trust me, i know, ASK AS SOON AS YOU CAN you've liked her for a while so there is no reason, that's all the actual help i can give, i'm not to good at this myself.

 

[esperandote]

Dont invite her some place where you're going to hang out with others, better take her to other place other time.

 

[Hana_aoki]

As a girl myself I would say MOST of the above is correct. Just ask. Maybe open with a joke, (as has been mentioned) or bring her a small gift. Emphasis on small, like a little plastic flower or a doodle or something of the like.
Also, don't ask while all your friends are watching. Break away from the group for a bit, and then ask.

 

[wolf92]

You: Hey; you want to go out sometime?
Her: Sure thing!
It's that easy.

This approach usually works

 

[sirdanrhodes]

This sounds somewhat familiar. Here's a hint, just man the hell up and ask! Sod subtlety, that gives you room to wimp out, just ask her to go somewhere.

 

[GLo Jones]

Aim for truly confident body language, look her in the eyes: "You wanna get a drink/coffee some time?"

If she says yes, then simply agree to a time and place, if she disagrees, then you've lost nothing (especially not your pride/confidence).

If on the off-chance you have to explain the purpose of said drinks, it's simply to get to know her.

BAM. Instant 'asking-out procedure', right there.

 

[Souldemon8]

Well you gotta march right up to this lady alright? Then you look her right in the eyes...lean forward just a little almost all the way...just a lips distance away fromeach other...and then you just tell her how much you hate her.

 

[Eggsnham]

Be confident and hold yourself up.

Good posture as well.

Then just ask her out and be as clear as possible, no mumbling.

Simple as that; if she declines, then no harm done, just go on with your life.

 

[hyperhammy]

First you need an awesome plan to win her over for you:
Hire some men to kidnap her parents.
You, the hero, then find the ransom note and bring it to her.
Then you tell her to stay behind, you're going to deal with this.
You try to bring back her parents but one of the kidnapper's mask slides out of your pocket.
Then you tell her your plan but say you only did it because you loved her.
???
Apple pie.
(You make sense of the end.)

 

[Furious Styles]

You: Want to bone?
Her: Sure!
You: Awww yeeeah!

Badda bing badda boom, you're done.

Or offer her a present of a human toe, she'll be impressed by it and fall into you arms.

But seriously, don't do that.

 

[ThePantomimeThief]

I agree with everyone else here, all I'd suggest is to keep it calm, chilled and light-hearted

 

[Jedamethis]

First you need an awesome plan to win her over for you:
Hire some men to kidnap her parents.
You, the hero, then find the ransom note and bring it to her.
Then you tell her to stay behind, you're going to deal with this.
You try to bring back her parents but one of the kidnapper's mask slides out of your pocket.
Then you tell her your plan but say you only did it because you loved her.
???
Apple pie.
(You make sense of the end.)

Sweet, she makes you apple pie?