How to fuck with people.

[baconsarnie]

Random people im not so big on, i kept my IRL trolling to friends at school.
Always play the yellow car/mini game.
When walking ALWAYS walk in step with people.
If the person in front of you is leaning back of a chair pull on the back just a bit (if done well they will flail around around as they almost tip over before grabbing a table)
Walking behind someone with a backpack push the side of it to change the angle they are walking at.

 

[Nikolaj Bilgrau]

Buy some sort of fireworks and lubricant.

Blink at the person behind the counter.

 

[crop52]

aziz ansari style of course,

 

[Eumersian]

Hang out on the Escapist and tell people that they should have sex with me.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Hang out on the Escapist and tell people that they should have sex with me.

No that is just Nikki. And she fucks with you by cutting your junk off after.

 

[Eumersian]

Hang out on the Escapist and tell people that they should have sex with me.

No that is just Nikki. And she fucks with you by cutting your junk off after.

Hey, let's keep inside jokes inside their original locations, OK?

 

[En Row]

"How to fuck with people"

simple really...

I'll use my penis

 

[dancinginfernal]

1: Cut a hole in a box.

2: Put your junk in that box.

3: Make them open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

 

[En Row]

1: Cut a hole in a box.

2: Put your junk in that box.

3: Make them open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box?!

 

[dancinginfernal]

1: Cut a hole in a box.

2: Put your junk in that box.

3: Make them open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

It's my dick in a box?!

Shhhh, I prefer not to be sued.

 

[Taxman1]

This is from an image but I can't find it so I'll have to explain. Get three pigs, mark them 1 3 4. Let them loose in a public area. Watch the search for number 2.

 

[Hunter15]

id do the logical thing.....Scream in their face and give then dementia from my glowing eyes

 

[Mister Benoit]

Buy some sort of fireworks and lubricant.

Blink at the person behind the counter.

why do you need lubricant?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

1: Get in a full lift, wearing pyjamas and carrying a pillow. (For best results, do this in a high-rise building.)
2: Tell the others: "Wake me when we get to my floor," and go to sleep.
3: They shouldn't know which is your floor.

Repeat with different groups for much lulz.

 

[Eumersian]

Here's another fun thing:

Add the phrase "no pun intended" to the end of everything you say. People will quickly get confused at what you mean.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Here's another fun thing:

Add the phrase "no pun intended" to the end of everything you say. People will quickly get confused at what you mean.

HA! I have to try that!

 

[Hader]

I always wanted to take a whistle to a sports game, say a hockey game or basketball game or something, and at random times just blow the whistle and see if play stops because the players thought it was the referee.

 

[BrionJames]

Walk in to a Wal-Mart at 2 am and tell any employee who asks if you need help, that your looking for ammunition for your handgun

 

[JezebelinHell]

Walk in to a Wal-Mart at 2 am and tell any employee who asks if you need help, that your looking for ammunition for your handgun

Considering the complete apathy of most WalMart employees, especially those on third shift and the actual lack of employees at all at this point, I doubt you would be asked if you needed help very often. When I worked it we had seen it all and usually avoided anyone that looked like they had an issue or we would all watch them from a distance and LOL at them. I am thinking that not much has changed over the years considering the pay rate really hasn't.

 

[Ima842]

Here's another fun thing:

Add the phrase "no pun intended" to the end of everything you say. People will quickly get confused at what you mean.

That's just stupid... no pun intended.