How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates

[Poomanchu745]

My girlfriend has 2 really really bad roomates. They constantly steal her stuff and generally do anythin to make her life a living hell. She is in college and wants to get back at them before she gets out of the lease this summer. I had two thoughts. The first would be to leave stuff out of the fridge to get em slightly sick. OR put up flyers around campus that say Shannon _____ has herpes, stay away! (the girl does have herpes so its not libel) But my question is, would that be against the law in some way shape or form even though its true? I kinda think its a bad idea because it could lead to us getting in trouble with the campus but I dunno.

Anyone have funny ideas on how to get back at bad roomates who are basically bad people? Nothing illegal!

 

[Lullabye]

Burn them ali...oh wait, noting illegal? Hmmm.....
Duck tape their doors shut. Or their faces. Or both.

 

[Timotei]

1). Buy a few finches.
2). Feed them Alca-seltzer
3). Set loose in their room(s)
4). ???
5). BOOM!

 

[Arionis]

Make a cat shit in their favorite shoes, and be sure it goes into the toes, where they can't see it, then febreeze the hell out of them.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Burn their Beds
Release rodents into their bathroom
Buy a Hockey mask and Machette
You take the fun out of it.

You could always try paying someone $20 to annoy the crap out of them, or somehow make them think they are the target of Slender Man.

 

[Nouw]

Feed them some bad milk.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

If they share a kitchen then she could just stick laxatives in their food/drink for a few days so they can't wander more than four feet from the nearest toilet/bucket. Or glue their doors shut. If they share a shower then there is always the fun that can be had by putting dye in their shampoo.

 

[Emptor]

1). Buy a few finches.
2). Feed them Alca-seltzer
3). Set loose in their room(s)
4). ???
5). PROFIT!

I fixed the quote for you,also I would stick some LSD in their food and put eraserhead on the tv.They will never speak to you again.

 

[(whitty name here)]

I don't know where you live, but i was thinking fill their sheets with Spam. if there is no spam(wherever you are) use any canned meat.
Think about it. About to go for a nice sleep, then *squish*, *scream*, *lol*.

 

[AkJay]

Saran wrap over the toilet seat.

Pee under mattress.

dead fish hidden somewhere.

if they have a certain drink they love (Mountain Dew, Pepsi, etc) take the cap off, drink a little bit of it, then pee in it to fill it up again, but not too much that they will notice.

 

[El Poncho]

I hope she isn't going back.

I suggest she tampers with everything in the house, so when they sit down the couch/chair breaks. They put something on the table it collapses. The taps all spray water directly to there faces and the toilet floods, showers are always cold etc etc.

 

[zombie711]

BRUN THEM!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Outright Villainy]

if they have a certain drink they love (Mountain Dew, Pepsi, etc) take the cap off, drink a little bit of it, then pee in it to fill it up again, but not too much that they will notice.

My god, that was hilarious...
How much... how much would they notice? Must... try...

Edit: check the kitchen tap to see if it can be screwed off, then unscrew it enough that it's barely on. Any amount of water will make it fly off and get all over them. And you can't be blamed...

 

[IglooKid]

cut open mattress, insert fish/meat/something that will smell NASTY after a little while but not straight away, re-sow the hole. this only works if they will be staying in the same flat and your girlfriend will be moving out soon.

 

[historybuff]

Time for her to buy a lock for her door. That seems the most obvious thing to do. One with a key.

You can play pranks--sure--but if you get too serious, the backlash could be pretty awful. Spreading slander could potentially get you in trouble--depending on how big the college is--and if she pins it on your girlfriend, they will make things much worse for her. Humiliating a girl publicly is only a step you should take if you are 100% prepared for possible backlash.

Otherwise, buy a lock for the door and keep that shit private. What's to stop her roommates from spreading lies in retaliation, after all, if her roommates are already horrible people.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

Its quite simple. Buy yourself one of these babies:

http://www.thehut.com/electronics/ipod-accessories/gear4-blackbox-micro-speaker/10054077.html

Hook it up to your computer, place the cube on a desk, or hollow surface.

Then play Orchestral music when they are asleep.

As loud as your ears can take!

Turn it off when you get complaints from the other people in the lodgings nearby.

Make a causual threat to roomates that if they steal again, you will put it back on, and next time it will be the Metal!
(And you'll probably err... "lose" it or something...)

 

[AfterAscon]

Tape all their stuff inside cupboards, so everything lots normal on the outside, but when they open it BAM!

I've got a photo of something I did whilst in halls of residence at Uni... see below

Spoiler

Bottom part is a bottle, top is some seriously burnt chicken

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fire crackers, a lighter, and perfect timing is all you need.

If not that then put a tranquilizer in there drink on a rainy day, take off all there clothes
to there under wear (if you really really want to embarrass them theeeeeeen.) and take them out
and put them on the streets. It is only illegal if you date rape them!

Slap them in the face with their dead grandma's head (ok maybe not that)

Pee on there computer/console/dog/ any of there favorite pass times.

You want more or shall I stop here?

 

[hannan4mitch]

The eternal shortsheet. Shortsheet their beds, but superglue the sheets- not to the bed- but to themselves so it's impossible to un-shortsheet the beds