How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates
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Well... she could always post a bunch of stuff on Facebook about them, because everyone believes anything put up on Facebook! =D
No no wait I got the ultimate idea, go to their computer (Got to be a desktop) Open up the tower and stick some meat, cheese, just anything that will smell rancid and make you want to puke right away but nothing that will damage the computer right away i.e milk or something, anyway... put that in there put the tower plate back on, sit back and enjoy... heh heh, and if it doesn't work... you could always start off the same way only remove stuff from the tower that keep the computer running but maybe something nobody would notice...
No no wait I got the ultimate idea, go to their computer (Got to be a desktop) Open up the tower and stick some meat, cheese, just anything that will smell rancid and make you want to puke right away but nothing that will damage the computer right away i.e milk or something, anyway... put that in there put the tower plate back on, sit back and enjoy... heh heh, and if it doesn't work... you could always start off the same way only remove stuff from the tower that keep the computer running but maybe something nobody would notice...
I blow my nose into my ***** room mates shampoo bottle every morning. It's been like a month and she still hasn't noticed. Makes me feel good inside. 
Rub a load of butter onto the bathroom floor while they are taking a shower or something, like this
http://www.break.com/index/brutal-buttered-shower-floor-faceplant.html
Or you could do this, although only in extreme circumstances
http://www.break.com/index/brutal-buttered-shower-floor-faceplant.html
Or you could do this, although only in extreme circumstances
Super glue their room to the ceiling
Duct tape them to their bed and reverse it
Whilst sleeping, move their enitre room outside
Cling flim their door
Cling flim their eggs
Cling film their toilet
Super glue their hands together in their sleep (NOT ADVISED)
Remove the bottom of their sink (underneath the plug, the plumbing can be removed on all sinks)
Gut their room (remove anything which isn't physically stuck down, needs screwdriver and wrenches)
More on request.
Duct tape them to their bed and reverse it
Whilst sleeping, move their enitre room outside
Cling flim their door
Cling flim their eggs
Cling film their toilet
Super glue their hands together in their sleep (NOT ADVISED)
Remove the bottom of their sink (underneath the plug, the plumbing can be removed on all sinks)
Gut their room (remove anything which isn't physically stuck down, needs screwdriver and wrenches)
More on request.
Find their memory cards/sticks (They MUST have some...) And delete all the data, but keep a spare copy of it. When they notice, put the data back the next day. Do this ad naseum. They'll go crazy, so long as they don't find out it's you.
Either that, or just tie a mint mentos to a string, trap it in the top of a bottle of cola, and cut the excess string off. Drink looks normal, but when it opens... BAM!
Or hide an alarm and, when they seem tired, set it for 1:00AM.
Either that, or just tie a mint mentos to a string, trap it in the top of a bottle of cola, and cut the excess string off. Drink looks normal, but when it opens... BAM!
Or hide an alarm and, when they seem tired, set it for 1:00AM.
Kill 'em, it's not illegal if they're never found.
Or for something less morally reprehensible, try switching birth control, or "releasing seed" into their shampoo and/or soap bottles.
Or for something less morally reprehensible, try switching birth control, or "releasing seed" into their shampoo and/or soap bottles.
Put spiders in their pillowcases.
Put spiders in their cereal.
Put spiders in their mouths while they're sleeping.
Actually, I think anything involving spiders will do.
Put spiders in their cereal.
Put spiders in their mouths while they're sleeping.
Actually, I think anything involving spiders will do.
By murdering them and converting them into soylent green so you don't starve like all the other chumps.
