Kill them with fire
How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates
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Kill them with fire
Have no idea what happens when you brun someone (Sarcasmzombie711 said:
). But hell, it sounds like a great way to get revengeOne more thing... if the shower has a removable head, remove the head and put a cube of beef bullion or something like that inside the shower head, and then screw the shower head back on (note, make sure to shower before you do this trick, and remove the cube before you shower)
Pour a little bit of milk into thier food every day.
Make sure it's food they'll be keeping for a while, like a jumbo box of weetabix.
The milk will sour and ruin thier yummies.
Make sure it's food they'll be keeping for a while, like a jumbo box of weetabix.
The milk will sour and ruin thier yummies.
Do what I did.
I had an awful roommate my freshmen year. Not only did he regularly have sex in my bed, I walked in on him looking at porno on my laptop (when oddly, he had one himself), stored beer in my fridge when he knew there were random checks and if I was found with my alcohol I'd be kicked out of my program, was an all around dick, etc, etc.
Leave in the middle of the night, and take everything of yours - in my case I lucked out because everything nice in the dorm (lighting, TV, video games, fridge, shelves) were mine. I filed the proper paperwork to leave, and even though they required me to get a signature from my roommate tell her to tell them the reason she is leaving BECAUSE of her roommates, and that they would never sign it for some reason - chances are they'll let it slide without the roomie's signature. Residence Life will set her up with another dorm room. They wake up, and her - and all of her stuff that the roommates used - are gone.
This avoids the dirtiness of pranks. Issue is it assumes your girlfriend has some nice stuff that the roommates use. Also Beef Bullion showers are great, I remember that one from bandcamp.
I had an awful roommate my freshmen year. Not only did he regularly have sex in my bed, I walked in on him looking at porno on my laptop (when oddly, he had one himself), stored beer in my fridge when he knew there were random checks and if I was found with my alcohol I'd be kicked out of my program, was an all around dick, etc, etc.
Leave in the middle of the night, and take everything of yours - in my case I lucked out because everything nice in the dorm (lighting, TV, video games, fridge, shelves) were mine. I filed the proper paperwork to leave, and even though they required me to get a signature from my roommate tell her to tell them the reason she is leaving BECAUSE of her roommates, and that they would never sign it for some reason - chances are they'll let it slide without the roomie's signature. Residence Life will set her up with another dorm room. They wake up, and her - and all of her stuff that the roommates used - are gone.
This avoids the dirtiness of pranks. Issue is it assumes your girlfriend has some nice stuff that the roommates use. Also Beef Bullion showers are great, I remember that one from bandcamp.
String them up over a bathtub full of bleach, and force feed them water until they have to piss?
OH! Legal methods..
Well, I'm not too clever unless it involves death of some kind.
OH! Legal methods..
Well, I'm not too clever unless it involves death of some kind.
I have 2...
pee in a cup and transfer it around every utensil before throwing it out. the next time they use ANYTHINg they will be consuming your/her pee.
packing foam peanuts. break in and fill their rooms with them... http://www.uline.com/bl_2003/Uline-Industrial-Peanuts
do iiit!
pee in a cup and transfer it around every utensil before throwing it out. the next time they use ANYTHINg they will be consuming your/her pee.
packing foam peanuts. break in and fill their rooms with them... http://www.uline.com/bl_2003/Uline-Industrial-Peanuts
do iiit!
The Annoy-a-tron is fucking amazing, that's #1 I'd suggest. Plant it somewhere when you know they're gonna be in for a while and take off for a few hours.Poomanchu745 said:
After that, open a can of cat food, and leave it under their beds (again, only do this if your GF is gonna be gone for a while. After a day or two, it will stink to high heaven.
My final suggestion is to put plastic wrap over the toilet. Every day.
If they are away for a week or longer, try to get into their room just before they leave and toss tons of water cress seeds everywhere. If you then dampen the room with a water mister (the kind you use to water desk plants), they'll have an entire forest waiting for them when they get back. Fairly cheap and low maintenance trick.
Has she tried telling the RA about that? Last time I checked that was an arrestable offense.Poomanchu745 said:
But if that's "unacceptible" because "taddling is uncool" then try leaving traps for them, like something that would make them smell like dead fish.
Edit: Let them know that you'll do that until they stop. Otherwise you'll just be getting revenge, which is a bad system.
Does one of them got a car?
If so, go to Staples, buy a ton of sticky paper and a marker. She just needs to get creative.
If so, go to Staples, buy a ton of sticky paper and a marker. She just needs to get creative.