My biotech teacher had a roommate who was a real jerk. He thought he was being cool when he set up a still in the dorm to try to make beer. My teacher poked very small holes in some of the tubes and introduced oxygen into the system. This meant that fermentation could not take place. Hooray for science!
How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates
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Play dumb when your roomie tries to drop you a hint to vacate the abode so they can get their groove on. This encourages him to seek his jollies at her place, further keeping him out of your hair...at least until he and her break up...then you get a non stop whine fest.
Reason #28 why I begged borrowed and stole to get my name high on the housing list at college so I would get dibs on a single after my Freshman year.
Reason #28 why I begged borrowed and stole to get my name high on the housing list at college so I would get dibs on a single after my Freshman year.
Hold two fingers under her chin, say "what's that on your shirt?", and when she looks down you poke her in the eyes! 
Teabag them when they sleep, take a picture and leave the picture somewhere where they'll find it?
Take a length of very fine wire and cut it into very small sections. (about half an inch per section is fine) After you have about a handful of cut wire, sprinkle it over their bed sheets.
The idea is that the wire will get caught in the sheets, and be nearly impossible to completely remove, also, it makes it very hard to sleep.
The idea is that the wire will get caught in the sheets, and be nearly impossible to completely remove, also, it makes it very hard to sleep.
Ah, the trick here is to do several small things to them.
Put bleach in their shampoo.
Put cooking oil in the sunscreen (or tanning oil).
Put pepper spray in their makeup remover.
Put some salt in the sugar.
put some vinegar in the water.
And one of my favorites, leave a bagel under one of their beds so they get ants (you don't want you girlfriend here for that, as the whole dorm room may become infested).
Mix the cinnamon toast crunch with the reeses puffs (two conflicting flavors!) so that they either have you eat their cereal mixed, or pain-stakingly sift through and seperate them.
Stick your dick in the jelly jar.
While they're sleeping, stick band-aids on random places on their bodies (believe me, it really gets in their heads).
(Also when they're sleeping) Open they're windows, and then claim that you didn't open their windows.
(If you have access to a dead mouse) Leave a dead mouse somewhere in their room, but make it somewhere obvious, so they notice it right away.
Then, go back and stick your dick in the jelly jar AGAIN!
Put bleach in their shampoo.
Put cooking oil in the sunscreen (or tanning oil).
Put pepper spray in their makeup remover.
Put some salt in the sugar.
put some vinegar in the water.
And one of my favorites, leave a bagel under one of their beds so they get ants (you don't want you girlfriend here for that, as the whole dorm room may become infested).
Mix the cinnamon toast crunch with the reeses puffs (two conflicting flavors!) so that they either have you eat their cereal mixed, or pain-stakingly sift through and seperate them.
Stick your dick in the jelly jar.
While they're sleeping, stick band-aids on random places on their bodies (believe me, it really gets in their heads).
(Also when they're sleeping) Open they're windows, and then claim that you didn't open their windows.
(If you have access to a dead mouse) Leave a dead mouse somewhere in their room, but make it somewhere obvious, so they notice it right away.
Then, go back and stick your dick in the jelly jar AGAIN!