How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates

[TheStickman]

Put butter all over the floor in the kitchen or some other place without carpet, and watch the hilarity ass they fall all over the place.

 

[keybird]

Kill them

Kill them with a tea cup (NOT A SOUP CAN - e-cookie to who gets that reference)


Kill them with fire

Riddick

 

[TheGameXXVII]

do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPMZlc-SAJY

or, do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekS06Z3KM&feature=related

either way, Hilarity will ensue... also a lot of cleaning...

 

[Acier]

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802669

read different issues until you find one you like.

 

[Tomster595]

Also,

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

Hide it in ceiling panels.

God, I love that site lol

 

[Daveman]

Take multiple shits on their stuff. Rather obvious I'd have thought.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

While there a sleep get a hand-catapult and fire a water baloon at there face and as they wake up and look in the mirror, the word paedo has been written across their faces and wen they go to wash it off all the soap and cleaning items are gone...

 

[T-Bone24]

If you can play a musical instrument, improvise and sing about everything they do while in the flat and, if it's portable, when they're out.

 

[neosman8]

the best method i did to some of my friends was take their stuff and stash iot in the others room they will think the other stole it and argue about it causing problems between them this way the annoy each other and not your friend.

another method i have also ddone is the sugar inside the house get two to three spoonfulls of salt and mix it up and watch resulst becareful how much you put in thoguh cos it can be dangerous to put too much.

 

[KarumaK]

Do whatever you want and hope you aren't messing with a nut-job.

People tend not to think these things through and often forget, "You know, this fucker might be batshit insane?"

Do shit the classic way and deck them.

 

[duchaked]

hahaha I read the title of this thread and was like I have SO got to see this

I'll wage war, or seeing how the douchebag across the living room has already initiated it by being a jerk, commence my attack towards the end of the semester and lease

 

[jeff02x2]

most cunning (and rather sick) idea me and my freinds have ever come up with is to get a drawing pin, stick the end in some poo, blue tack it to the underside of a door handle.

the outcome we envisioned is the natural reaction to pricking your finger, you stick it in your mouth and suck it .

i dont actually condone this and have never done it, we just thought it was a funny concept.

 

[Idlemessiah]

a friend of a friends room mate hated most people in his halls of residence, so he got a bunch of rape alarms and set them off at 3:00 am and just put them through the letterboxes of the people he didn't like, they are loud .. really loud and the best part is they are tough to stop .. one survived a 3 story drop onto concrete after a guy threw it out of a window

YES! So this!
Rape alarms were THE revenge tool in my first year at uni. Our student union had baskets of them in the main office for you to take These ones were like tiny grenades, you actually needed to replace the pin or smash it to shut it up.
Somebody you don't like? Wait for them to have their window open and lob it in from the outside and leg it.
Or hide one in their room when they're out, somewhere deep preferably since they're plenty loud enough you can still hear them from the bottom of a clothes basket.
They also come in handy for drive-by insulters, although only do this if you can run pretty fast!

 

[Deleted]

Well if you're paired up by campus and you can't just kick her out, tell the teacher that she is in possession of drugs and plant some on her. She will get expelled most likely but that is a small price to pay for peace.

Nothing personal, its just revenge. No cookie for reference.

 

[Someperson307]

Put superglue on EVERYTHING.

EDIT: Or punch them. Punching solves everything.

 

[Tharwen]

Find something that your girlfriend likes the smell of, but no-one else does. Then unleash it in their room. This is the worst kind of room-torture. Trust me. I know.

 

[Vet2501]

What I did in to one of my flat mates in first year was to steal his keys then, when he went out, went into his room and removed his bed.
He completely over reacted to this, broke down in tears and threatened to call the police and to sue us. Still it was hilarious because he was an arrogant, judgmental tosser who thought that being English and having rich parents made him better than us.

(Yes I am Scottish, I have nothing against the English, he just happened to fit the stereotype)

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Okay first, you get some Ex-lax, then find some Chocolate mix and bake a cake with the Ex-lax in it. You could give it to the room mate, while they're om nom nom noming on that, you gotta remove the toliet paper roll and replace it with an empty one.


Wait for it....

Then you will hear that the Shit train is rushing through and see your room mate rush to relieve the load