She should steal all of thier panties and fed-ex them to me.
*EDIT: just remembered the herpes thing i'll pass
*EDIT: just remembered the herpes thing i'll pass
How to get back at TERRIBLE roomates
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If they have a car, and you can get your hands on some butyric acid, dab some of the acid on the air intakes. Their car will smell like vomit for days. My roomate did that, luckily I wasn't the victim. He got it from the chemlab.
Clean a toilet with their toothbrush while they're gone.
Clean a toilet with their toothbrush while they're gone.
Coat their "Sanitry products" in Deep Heat (heat based muscle relaxant for aches and pains 
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EDIT: Damn I never knew I could be that evil
)EDIT: Damn I never knew I could be that evil
Go for the "Report to Authorities" option first, don't want you getting in trouble now.
if that doesn't work then take your pick from the ideas posted already
could always get a needle and poke a ton of tiny holes in the toothpaste tube/
also pooping in the top part(cistern i think) of the toilet should do someting
or if you can get access to their computers, make a notepad file and write
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
Then save it as a .bat file, preferrably dont save it to desktop or somewhere immediately noticeable
Now change the shortcuts to internet browsers and whatever else to run your new .bat file
BAM! No system32 (hopefully)
there's probably tons more ideas out there on the internets, and im pretty sure you can get some good ideas just by playing with duct tape
if that doesn't work then take your pick from the ideas posted already
could always get a needle and poke a ton of tiny holes in the toothpaste tube/
also pooping in the top part(cistern i think) of the toilet should do someting
or if you can get access to their computers, make a notepad file and write
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
Then save it as a .bat file, preferrably dont save it to desktop or somewhere immediately noticeable
Now change the shortcuts to internet browsers and whatever else to run your new .bat file
BAM! No system32 (hopefully)
there's probably tons more ideas out there on the internets, and im pretty sure you can get some good ideas just by playing with duct tape
trying to frame them wont get you anywhere. Anybody with common sense will know its a framing.
What you need to do with pranks is minor property damage that will result int hem having to clean up/repair stuff but not immediately throw away damaged items.
I liked the "tape their shit to the inside of cupboards, but I'd take it one step further.
tape can be cut loose, use glue or a gluegun to secure all their shoes to the inside of their wardrobe (you only have to scrape the glue off which can be annoying, and then you have to scrape off the glue from cupbaord and the soles)
dedicated only:
do they have a tv with a dvd player or a computer? it appears that you are a man, and that the roommates are both female. If so, take a shower in their shower and film yourself doing it. Clearly wave at the camera and then take their sponge and while pretending to wash yourself rub that sponge on the inside of your ass. Smell it ans say it stinks for added effect Proceed to go on your own computer and with some video editing program censor your family jewels. Burn on a disk and leavy with a note "with love from " If they use a bar of soap all the better, leave some pubic hairs on that thing.
alternative: anything made out of frabic (sponge if you didnt do the above, preferrably not clothing because otherwise revenge is guaranteed) or anything frail can be fucked up by unleashing a (CO2 BASED! NOT POWDER!) fire extinguisher on it and then breaking it with a hammer (make fabric wet first if attempting to smash). temperatures of the CO2 are -80 degrees celcius. You can also use this method to flashfreeze some fruit and break it with a hamer
a powder based extinguisher will fuck up all electronics in the room you use it, a CO2-based one will not affect any electronics at all.
plug their toilet, fill the toilet bowl with additional water till the brim, then buy a nice load of dry ice and dump into it. You will get that "permanent mist ont he water" effect.
What you need to do with pranks is minor property damage that will result int hem having to clean up/repair stuff but not immediately throw away damaged items.
I liked the "tape their shit to the inside of cupboards, but I'd take it one step further.
tape can be cut loose, use glue or a gluegun to secure all their shoes to the inside of their wardrobe (you only have to scrape the glue off which can be annoying, and then you have to scrape off the glue from cupbaord and the soles)
dedicated only:
do they have a tv with a dvd player or a computer? it appears that you are a man, and that the roommates are both female. If so, take a shower in their shower and film yourself doing it. Clearly wave at the camera and then take their sponge and while pretending to wash yourself rub that sponge on the inside of your ass. Smell it ans say it stinks for added effect Proceed to go on your own computer and with some video editing program censor your family jewels. Burn on a disk and leavy with a note "with love from " If they use a bar of soap all the better, leave some pubic hairs on that thing.
alternative: anything made out of frabic (sponge if you didnt do the above, preferrably not clothing because otherwise revenge is guaranteed) or anything frail can be fucked up by unleashing a (CO2 BASED! NOT POWDER!) fire extinguisher on it and then breaking it with a hammer (make fabric wet first if attempting to smash). temperatures of the CO2 are -80 degrees celcius. You can also use this method to flashfreeze some fruit and break it with a hamer
a powder based extinguisher will fuck up all electronics in the room you use it, a CO2-based one will not affect any electronics at all.
plug their toilet, fill the toilet bowl with additional water till the brim, then buy a nice load of dry ice and dump into it. You will get that "permanent mist ont he water" effect.
Put drywall over their door. If done right it will look like the door dissapered into the wall. Also, put slimy- smelly things in place of her stuff. They try to steal what looks like a backpack, but it's filled with crickets, or mealworms, or rodent poop. Not only will the reaction by priceless, but people are afraid of weird people.
Allow me to elaborate on that.TAGM said:
Get several alarm clocks and set them at different times of the morning (e.g. 1:00AM, 2:00AM, 3:00AM etc.) and hide them at random places throughout their room.
Here are a couple i've heard of people doing.
1: Steal their cell phone, call international weather line or moviephone shit that costs like a buck a minute. Leave it on in your closet for a week.
2: While they are out super glue all of the plates to eachother and then the shelf, the sheets to the bed, half full cups to table... EVERYTHING, door closed and then leave.
or just break their hip joints so badly that you can then beat them to death with their own legs.
EDIT: or put roofies in their food and trap them to the roof of a truck making a cross country delivery.
1: Steal their cell phone, call international weather line or moviephone shit that costs like a buck a minute. Leave it on in your closet for a week.
2: While they are out super glue all of the plates to eachother and then the shelf, the sheets to the bed, half full cups to table... EVERYTHING, door closed and then leave.
or just break their hip joints so badly that you can then beat them to death with their own legs.
EDIT: or put roofies in their food and trap them to the roof of a truck making a cross country delivery.
Break some of their stuff discretely so they find it much later.
Move out.
Don't forget to unplug the fridge on your way out, and if you can, turn of the power to the apartment at the breaker. Preferably just after they have gone grocery shopping and are not at home.
Move out.
Don't forget to unplug the fridge on your way out, and if you can, turn of the power to the apartment at the breaker. Preferably just after they have gone grocery shopping and are not at home.
Never underestimate the power of the mousetrap. Place a few around their bedroom floor and in cupboards while they're sleeping and wait for hilarity to ensue.
Or, if your feeling particularly evil, cover the floor with the things.
Or, if your feeling particularly evil, cover the floor with the things.
This. I hope you can solve your girlfriends problem because it really is an annoying one.Nouw said:
That's too cruel dude. I didn't sleep for days after I first heard about that.TheNumber1Zero said: