How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?
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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman"][br] Tough Woman[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/146-What-Zombie-pocalypse-Survivor-Are-You"]Take this quiz[/a]
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Tough Female? Where's the badass male option? Screw it.
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Aside from that though, a quiz based on someones odds of actually surviving the apocalypse would be more interesting.
Aside from that though, a quiz based on someones odds of actually surviving the apocalypse would be more interesting.
[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman"][br] Tough Woman[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/146-What-Zombie-pocalypse-Survivor-Are-You"]Take this quiz[/a]
I somehow thing this is sexist. Why can a dude have the same personality why does it have to be a woman? Ah well, hand me a shotgun zombies to shoot and all.
I somehow thing this is sexist. Why can a dude have the same personality why does it have to be a woman? Ah well, hand me a shotgun zombies to shoot and all.
I think they already did that. Well, apart from the zombies, in this case.Random berk said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101295-Take-This-Quiz-to-Find-Out-Your-Chances-of-Survival
I'm a tough woman. My vagina is made of sandpaper and my tits are frying pans. For some reason I have shitty synthetic dreads too but never you mind about that.
I got Young Girl despite being an 18 yo man.
Also loved that Twinkies was in the choices for survival food. Too bad they don't exist in the apocalypse.
Also loved that Twinkies was in the choices for survival food. Too bad they don't exist in the apocalypse.
Shame there's no Shaun of the dead style results, I wanna just kick back, have a cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.
Now THAT is what I was going for. Nut up or shut up.Random berk said:Tough Female? Where's the badass male option? Screw it.
Aside from that though, a quiz based on someones odds of actually surviving the apocalypse would be more interesting.
i got tough woman too. Choices are rather limiting though, here's my real answers.
1)Another survivor asks you what you did, you know, before all the zombies. What do you reply?
Looked forward to z-day
2) Who is your action hero role model?
Edward Elric from Full Metal alchemist
3) A hulking zombie beast bursts through a door in front of you, spraying gore as it growls a challenge. What do you do?
Beat the bastard's skull in before he finishes his challenge/roar thing (not very sporting i know but screw him he wants to eat me)
4) Food is scarce after the zombie-pocalypse. What would be the perfect thing to eat right now?
Never say no to a good curry
5) What is the best way to avoid getting bit by a zombie?
Body armour
6) There's a short break from the zombie attacks. Where do you plan to go next?
Stay where i am (that's where the zombie's aren't)
7) Everyone carries a memento from their lives before the zombie attack. What is your most prized possession?
My oakley sunglasses, Practical and damn cool
8) A member of the opposite sex sidles up to you and starts making moves. What do you say?
Hell yeah! (then check her for bite wounds)
9) You break into a parking garage office and see all of the keys hanging on the wall. What vehicle do you commandeer?
Aston Martin DB9 or DBS. (they're GT cars so they can go quite far on one tank of fuel or really fast whichever is more convenient at the time)
10) What is your weapon of choice?
A sabre. Curved cutting blade like a katana plus there's a hand guard
1)Another survivor asks you what you did, you know, before all the zombies. What do you reply?
Looked forward to z-day
2) Who is your action hero role model?
Edward Elric from Full Metal alchemist
3) A hulking zombie beast bursts through a door in front of you, spraying gore as it growls a challenge. What do you do?
Beat the bastard's skull in before he finishes his challenge/roar thing (not very sporting i know but screw him he wants to eat me)
4) Food is scarce after the zombie-pocalypse. What would be the perfect thing to eat right now?
Never say no to a good curry
5) What is the best way to avoid getting bit by a zombie?
Body armour
6) There's a short break from the zombie attacks. Where do you plan to go next?
Stay where i am (that's where the zombie's aren't)
7) Everyone carries a memento from their lives before the zombie attack. What is your most prized possession?
My oakley sunglasses, Practical and damn cool
8) A member of the opposite sex sidles up to you and starts making moves. What do you say?
Hell yeah! (then check her for bite wounds)
9) You break into a parking garage office and see all of the keys hanging on the wall. What vehicle do you commandeer?
Aston Martin DB9 or DBS. (they're GT cars so they can go quite far on one tank of fuel or really fast whichever is more convenient at the time)
10) What is your weapon of choice?
A sabre. Curved cutting blade like a katana plus there's a hand guard
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It would probably be more accurate to change "Father" to "Momma's Boy", seeing as how I don't have kids yet but I'd have similar instincts about protecting my mother and aunt.
It would probably be more accurate to change "Father" to "Momma's Boy", seeing as how I don't have kids yet but I'd have similar instincts about protecting my mother and aunt.
But my logic is:Kimarous said:
-Stake and eggs are better than twinkies in dire situations.
-Stake and eggs smell like brains. That attracts hordes.
-Stick to twinkies and don't be picky about it.
But this security guard is just... lazy... I'm not lazy when the zombies are coming, I'm grabbing the first thing I can smack with!
