How would you check to see if someone wasn't human at all?
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I'd take them out to a very nice dinner and ask them if they believe in a creator and if so what would such a being be to them. The undead most likely wouldn't eat much at the table and the robot would probably end up revealing they had a creator of knowable origins.
Apparently, this thread is now about how different everyone is for disliking Toy Story 3.
OT: I wouldn't do anything. A zombie robot friend would be awesome.
OT: I wouldn't do anything. A zombie robot friend would be awesome.
I always use my fool proof 5 stage test to outwit any commie/alien/robot bastard that thinks it can invade my neighborhood.
1) Scream surprise and pretend that it's their birthday, This will put them at ease.
2) Swiftly insert pointy metal object into test subjects chest.
3) Did pointy object break? Your subject may be a Robot.If this is the case bow down before your robot masters.
If not what colour is now leaking from them? If green/white/blue/rainbow repeat stage 2 till they fall over (Don't worry their only sleeping).
If fluid is red proceed to stage 4.
4) Bad luck chum! Apologize profusely for the misunderstanding and any inconvenience that you have caused this clearly human person. Rapidly repeat stage 2 before removing the metal test implement and disposing it in a secret place as you egress the local.
5) Pick new subject and repeat stage 1.
1) Scream surprise and pretend that it's their birthday, This will put them at ease.
2) Swiftly insert pointy metal object into test subjects chest.
3) Did pointy object break? Your subject may be a Robot.If this is the case bow down before your robot masters.
If not what colour is now leaking from them? If green/white/blue/rainbow repeat stage 2 till they fall over (Don't worry their only sleeping).
If fluid is red proceed to stage 4.
4) Bad luck chum! Apologize profusely for the misunderstanding and any inconvenience that you have caused this clearly human person. Rapidly repeat stage 2 before removing the metal test implement and disposing it in a secret place as you egress the local.
5) Pick new subject and repeat stage 1.
I think everyone missed the easiest solution to this problem...
... Tie everyone to a chair.
... Take a sample of everyone's blood.
... Insert hot needle into the blood.
If the blood tries to run away.. then you know who isn't human.
...Oh, and have a flamethrower handy... just in case.
... Tie everyone to a chair.
... Take a sample of everyone's blood.
... Insert hot needle into the blood.
If the blood tries to run away.. then you know who isn't human.
...Oh, and have a flamethrower handy... just in case.
Possibly the most inventive, yet foolproof idea in this thread. I mean, it's true that you're not human if you didn't feel something when you watched Toy Story 3, but I've never cried at a movie before, so that idea is slightly flawed.Daystar Clarion said:
But if you don't like that chimp video, at least a little bit, then you just hate fun and cannot be human.
Nice to meet you... you goddamned robot. I'll never yield to your machine takeover! I'll die first! Rrrraaaggghhh!Heimir said:
*charges Heimir and all his terminator buddies, waving a plasma rifle*
You have almost the same idea as me, but I would choose the first part of UP. A lot of what made Toy Story 3 so emotional (at least for me) was having grown up with the first 2 movies, so you get to know and love the characters a lot more. UP is someone's entire life in 5 minutes and without words, and draws you in immediately.Skulltaker101 said:
I didn't smil cause the song sucks.Daystar Clarion said:
OP: I would vivisect their corpse to see what lies in store.
Heck, I smiled just reading the title.Daystar Clarion said:
But, really, I'd use the Turing test and a DNA test.
Science FTW!
This is why I insist on showing every person I meet a picture of my dog. If they don't smile, they're not human.
You see, to prevent something from coming and taking the form of someone we knew, we came up with a flawless system to identify the copy. We called it the "doppleganger password".
Pro-top: there is no password.
You see, when asked "What is the doppleganger password?", ANYTHING is the wrong answer. Then the not-so-crafty shapeshifter is quickly cut down in a flash of blades and [i want to cast] magic missiles.
Pro-top: there is no password.
You see, when asked "What is the doppleganger password?", ANYTHING is the wrong answer. Then the not-so-crafty shapeshifter is quickly cut down in a flash of blades and [i want to cast] magic missiles.