How would YOU contain the zombie apocalypse?

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JWAN

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dig a circular pit about 15 feet deep/50 feet wide put a drawbridge in the middle and wait for them to walk at you and fall into the pit, then burn them, and if we get a few hundred people to do this the threat could be reduced.
 

Crossborder

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First Quantire the infected zone. Then start firing napalm. If the succes rate is below 50%, it's nukin' time!
 

Souplex

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Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.
 

Danpascooch

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Nick Bounty said:
Not another one. Please why? Why zombie threads?.

And no anything but fire to a zombie. Do you really want the burning undead running at you. Headshot and that's it.
What about burning the bodies? It kills the virus.

First I would set up a safe zone, small one, maybe 5 square miles, and create a wall and armed guards. Then I would slowly expand the safe zone by one square mile at a time, slowly expanding the walls and clearing the zombies in the expanded areas.

Eventually half of the country would be the safe zone, once that happened, I would allow people to leave to hunt zombies, BUT they would have to wait in a holding room for 24 hours so that I know they are not a zombie (they would show symptoms by 24 hours) to get back into the safe area.
 

CptPanda29

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GLASS IT. If it's an island even better. Glass it and everything around it just to be sure.
 

Vrex360

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Well assuming the infection only affects humans, I know exactly how to contain it. Call my fleet and orbitally glass the entire planet, therefore humans cannot go extinct from the zombies because they will have gone extinct by my hand.

I guess I'm saying, seal off various infected areas, get the civilians out and nuke the site from orbit.... it's the only way to be sure.
[sub]Guess the referance[/sub]
 

Danpascooch

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Souplex said:
Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.
But killbots have a preset kill limit, and after they reach that limit they shut down, what if the zombies sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down?

(10 points if you name the reference)
 

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Vrex360 said:
Well assuming the infection only affects humans, I know exactly how to contain it. Call my fleet and orbitally glass the entire planet, therefore humans cannot go extinct from the zombies because they will have gone extinct by my hand.

I guess I'm saying, seal off various infected areas, get the civilians out and nuke the site from orbit.... it's the only way to be sure.
[sub]Guess the referance[/sub]
Aliens 1986
 

Ironic Pirate

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Quarantine the place, then make it the new capitol punshment destination. Countries can pay a fee to have their dissidents taken care of, and it will all be televised! Ultimate zombie deathmatch!

EDIT: Or detonate a nuke above them to create an emp. Get rid of their electronics. Robot zombies=bad shit.
 

Vrex360

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TimeLord said:
Vrex360 said:
Well assuming the infection only affects humans, I know exactly how to contain it. Call my fleet and orbitally glass the entire planet, therefore humans cannot go extinct from the zombies because they will have gone extinct by my hand.

I guess I'm saying, seal off various infected areas, get the civilians out and nuke the site from orbit.... it's the only way to be sure.
[sub]Guess the referance[/sub]
Aliens 1986
Awesome
 

Nick Bounty

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danpascooch said:
Nick Bounty said:
Not another one. Please why? Why zombie threads?.

And no anything but fire to a zombie. Do you really want the burning undead running at you. Headshot and that's it.
What about burning the bodies? It kills the virus.

First I would set up a safe zone, small one, maybe 5 square miles, and create a wall and armed guards. Then I would slowly expand the safe zone by one square mile at a time, slowly expanding the walls and clearing the zombies in the expanded areas.

Eventually half of the country would be the safe zone, once that happened, I would allow people to leave to hunt zombies, BUT they would have to wait in a holding room for 24 hours so that I know they are not a zombie (they would show symptoms by 24 hours) to get back into the safe area.
If they are dead then yeah, burn 'em. If not then the last thing we need is the burning undead because lets fact it, if they are a re-animatd corpse why would fire stop them from moving to you and eating ur brains.
 

HoodedPunhist

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Who tasked me to take care of this zombie invasion? Government? I would tell them I'll do jack shit.

But If I was suppose to save myself and do whatever I need to survive with selected people I would propably get food and water supplies, clothes and other everyday stuff first and then retreat to mountains, isolated island or someplace that has tactical benefit against zombies/robbers. Place that doesn't have too big of population. Also, area where we could hunt would be great addition or place where to get more fresh water.

Or just nuke the whole damn planet. Everyone wins and still no one feels like a winner.
 

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I would, first and foremost, quarantine the zombie infection to the best of my ability. Helicopters shall be sent in to rescue survivors from the area, and everyone shall be taken away from the country, across a body of an ocean to another country. Naturally, some will be left behind. I will make super team to try and save these.

This team will consist of Will smith, Jill Valentine, Sam Raimi, Aldo Rain and other people of such nature. They will be close to 100 of them. Each of these will have their own tank, with space for survivors. These tanks will be armed with all types of ammunition: Missiles, Automatic rounds and ten-foot chainsaws.

I will also hire a team of the best researchers in the world, to do experiments on zombie rats, and find the cure. The special team mentioned above will then drop millions of liters of this cure onto the quarantined area. This will, if the plan goes well, cure every zombie. These researchers shall then be assigned to find a cure for death.
 

mayney93

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id make a virus that would only attack the zombies altered DNA a lot like the Racial virii the govt's are making, and release it via dust spreaders they use in the corn fields, wait a coupla decades and presto its all fixed