How would YOU contain the zombie apocalypse?

[GodKlown]

I can't believe I get to be the first to say this. Simple solution to given zombie problem which has been mentioned but not staffed properly. Create a zombie Delta Force of Wesley Snipes, Jason Statham, Bolo Yeung, and the ultimate killer, Chuck Norris. Give them the Partridge Family bus and let them drive around like some kind of zombie A-Team to kick ass and destroy zombies.

Within this project, create a shadow project which has the ZDF (zombie Delta Force) capture all the shitty actors of our time and place them on the bus. They would be delivered to a small island called Bikini Atoll to be dropped off wherein they would be declared as super zombies and forced to be chained down while Project Leader GodKlown makes it rain with some nuclear holocaust up in their asses. No more zombies, no more shitty actors, and the ZDF gets an honorable mention in the world's history and their own monuments on Mount Rushmore and Easter Island.

Sorry, fire is pretty boring and easy to lose control of. Nukes are the obvious answer, but everyone forgets that Chuck Norris still beats everything. Case closed.

 

[Nincompoop]

A few years later and the zombies would have had starved.

How can you starve something that is already dead?

Pshaw... They aren't dead... They're living dead, or undead. However dead or alive (npi) they may be, nothing can survive without some kind of fuel.

 

[KP Shadow]

The ultimate distraction for zombies.... Play Michael Jackson's "Thriller" on an infinite loop. Then Chuck Norris and Mr. T can dispose of them.

 

[Iron Criterion]

I wouldn't because I haven't developed my physical abilities due to overplaying games, well except for my guitar playing but I doubt that will help...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Build a wall around the entire country using old zombie threads.

/sarcasm
[sub]Yah it's 3.40 in the morning over here[/sub]

 

[Demoncoly]

Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.

But killbots have a preset kill limit, and after they reach that limit they shut down, what if the zombies sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down?

(10 points if you name the reference)

Futurama, however i get the feeling i won't be able to spend these points...

Anyway, what I would do is set lots of traps... like lots of bear traps and barbwire and the such. get lots of guns set up castles and the like. Also, weapons would only be entrusted to those who will not kill me or anyone helping me, (teamkilling tards) thats about it.

 

[TMAN10112]

Bullets. Lots n' lots of bullets.

 

[seaneldo666]

evacuate all civilians and put each one in an individual room and then quarantine the city and strafe over it with a squad of apache helicopters until the zombies are done and finally use a firebomb to clear the rest of the streets and then wait a year till the infected have starved and send a convicted felon in to scout and make sure the place is clear from the virus.

 

[USSR]

A-Bombs.
..what civilians?

 

[firedfns13]

Quarantine the city(ies), fence it if necessary, and set up sentry guns. Then proceed to plan F (for Fire.) Lot's of Willy Pete and Napalm bombs from planes. Then have GDI Wolverines (with coaxial flamethrowers) clear out and make sure its safe.

 

[ThatZombieGuy]

Remove all government officials, 75% of the army and a small group of citizens from the main infected area. Have the rest of the army stationed inside of several bases spread throughout the country. Allow uninfected individuals into the bases. The main point of these bases though is to distract the infected from attacking the main base. The fewer infected attacking them the better. After the infection has been subdued to a more controllable situation, I'd send in highly skilled forces in groups to make frequent attacks on the remaining infected.

I have to have a plan if the word "zombie" is in my username.

 

[RatRace123]

Nuke- for country
escape shuttle- for me

 

[S.R.S.]

Well my country being AUS it would most likely be banned or ruduced of violence, blood and gore.
You yanks get all the fun. Damn you and Michael Atkinson too.

 

[ThatZombieGuy]

Send killbots into the infected areas. Sure, they have aboot a 10% chance of malfunctioning and trying to kill all living humans, but killbots are so cool.

But killbots have a preset kill limit, and after they reach that limit they shut down, what if the zombies sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down?

(10 points if you name the reference)

Zapp Brannigan from Futurama. I'll collect those ten points now

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Chest High Walls.

If games have taught me anything, it's that they will stop anything!

 

[internetzealot1]

Leave Earth, alone. Only way to be sure.

 

[Sneaklemming]

Redeker Plan.

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[Bowie]

I would, first and foremost, quarantine the zombie infection to the best of my ability. Helicopters shall be sent in to rescue survivors from the area, and everyone shall be taken away from the country, across a body of an ocean to another country. Naturally, some will be left behind. I will make super team to try and save these.

This team will consist of Will smith, Jill Valentine, Sam Raimi, Aldo Rain and other people of such nature. They will be close to 100 of them. Each of these will have their own tank, with space for survivors. These tanks will be armed with all types of ammunition: Missiles, Automatic rounds and ten-foot chainsaws.

I will also hire a team of the best researchers in the world, to do experiments on zombie rats, and find the cure. The special team mentioned above will then drop millions of liters of this cure onto the quarantined area. This will, if the plan goes well, cure every zombie. These researchers shall then be assigned to find a cure for death.

And then they just find the zombie virus as a cure for death, and everything starts all over again.

Fuuu-

 

[Danpascooch]

Not another one. Please why? Why zombie threads?.

And no anything but fire to a zombie. Do you really want the burning undead running at you. Headshot and that's it.

What about burning the bodies? It kills the virus.

First I would set up a safe zone, small one, maybe 5 square miles, and create a wall and armed guards. Then I would slowly expand the safe zone by one square mile at a time, slowly expanding the walls and clearing the zombies in the expanded areas.

Eventually half of the country would be the safe zone, once that happened, I would allow people to leave to hunt zombies, BUT they would have to wait in a holding room for 24 hours so that I know they are not a zombie (they would show symptoms by 24 hours) to get back into the safe area.

If they are dead then yeah, burn 'em. If not then the last thing we need is the burning undead because lets fact it, if they are a re-animatd corpse why would fire stop them from moving to you and eating ur brains.

Agreed, not to mention, fires tend to spread. And that can cause problems....

So yeah, body burning only people.