How would you disguise your TARDIS/Time Machine?

[Cama Zots]

Lets say you had a time machine, and some spare TimeLord tech around handy. How would you disguise your TimeMachine to blend in, if lets say it could only transform/hide as one thing?

No one say Police Call box, some one else already called that, a Doctor in fact. I don't think he would be too happy if someone else was flying through time in one of those. So, pick something else.

If I had some TimeLord technology handy, I would go with a pine tree. No one would ask too many questions.

 

[APPCRASH]

A delorean.

 

[Omikron009]

A time traveling robotic T-Rex battlemount would be awesome. I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURS.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

A 2 dimensional circle.
No one would suspect a thing.

 

[Emphraim]

If I could hide it as anything, then i would make it a penny. No one will bother stealing a penny and a penny is perfectly inconspicuous.

 

[jiffmcgriff]

I don't know anything about Doctor Who, but a Giant Rock. Because no one expects Giant Rocks to hide anything.

Clearly haven't seen Hellboy 2.

 

[Cama Zots]

If I could hide it as anything, then i would make it a penny. No one will bother stealing a penny and a penny is perfectly inconspicuous.

How would you fit in a penny? Never mind, I shouldn't ask. TimeLord tech makes little to no sense.

 

[VeX1le]

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i would disguise it as a pay phone because no one uses those. and that aint no 50's style phone box

 

[Zarthek]

A bomb.... fear and time travel in 1 package..

 

[Ranis]

I would hide it as a time machine
Nobody is honestly going to think it works so I'd be really honest about it and nobody would believe it works anyways.

 

[Chibz]

I'd make my time machine look like a model ship in a bottle, or a swordfish. Or a GUN.

 

[Cody211282]

well i would hide it as a toga and to get in it all you have to do is put it on

 

[Vrex360]

Two guys hanging outside a shopping mall attempting to hand out religious pamphlets... people would go out of their way to avoid them.

 

[Kollega]

Either an old car or a portable toilet.

 

[Cama Zots]

Two guys hanging outside a shopping mall attempting to hand out religious pamphlets... people would go out of their way to avoid them.

Kinda reminds me of the two guys that stand outside the QuickStop, hanging out selling "illegal" stuff.