How Would You End the World?

[Mookie_Magnus]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

Have you read The World Without Us? Also I would choose for the planet to burn just so I can say "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust".

Ya caught me... Still, it's a brilliant idea,

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

that was absolutely beautiful...............I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!
But seriously.....where did you come up with that?

A book titled The World Without Us I forget who the author is, but it's quite a good read, if you like documentary-style research books.

 

[quack35]

With bombs.

Truth and Beauty bombs.

 

[waggmd]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

Have you read The World Without Us? Also I would choose for the planet to burn just so I can say "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust".

Ya caught me... Still, it's a brilliant idea,

Yeah that would be the perfect way for the human race to end. Also good choice in reading material you have there.

 

[mikemart]

Army of bunnies

no one will fucking see it coming

VIVA LA BUNNY REVOLUTION

 

[Kirosilence]

My one wish would be Omnipotence.

I would end the world by projecting a image -to scale- of how much of an effect mankind has had on the universe and just how insignificant we are. I would show humanity that there is no purpose in life, only that we exist because of a random assortment of events. I would then watch the world collapse into madness and chaos.

 

[dnnydllr]

Me, a warehouse of ammunition/weapons, an infinite supply of the essential supplies, my closest friends, and zombies.
We've been discussing a zombie invasion since 7th grade and we're still practically obsessed =D

 

[hypothetical fact]

The world is irrelevant I will wait for the universe to rip itself apart from expansion at the end of time.

 

[Worgen]

suddenly the imperial fleet shows up and discovers that this world no longer worships the emperor, decides that the taint of chaos is too great and virus bombs us

 

[l33ticarus]

I kinda want a Zombie Apocalypse ... Im ready for that one...

 

[cannot_aim]

Me and a few of my friends have already come up with a plan to take over everything so i would want us to succeed in taking over the world and then have either aliens or a huge rebellion attack us, we would die but we would take everyone with us.

 

[l33ticarus]

By the Way... There is no Spoon...*




*For those that didnt get that... its a Matrix Joke...

 

[Avatar Roku]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

You haven't read/seen Children of Men, have you?

EDIT:Just realized I should explain. In Children of Men, people just suddenly became unable to have children. Within a few years, all countries except Britain had destroyed themselves in pointless wars, seeing as there's no future. Only Britain is left, and it's become a totalitarian state.

 

[jim_doki]

you want me to end the world? Thats great!
it starts with and Earthquake, birds and snakes and Aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Spoiler: Snip

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

You haven't read/seen Children of Men, have you?

EDIT:Just realized I should explain. In Children of Men, people just suddenly became unable to have children. Within a few years, all countries except Britain had destroyed themselves in pointless wars, seeing as there's no future. Only Britain is left, and it's become a totalitarian state.

No, I have not. I got this from a book called The World Without Us.

 

[Vrex360]

I would discover a microscopic alien life form or parasite that takes over, mutates and reshapes dead bodies and transforms them into independant and predatory life forms (Dead Space referance)that are driven by the desire to gather corpses,k infect corpses and make more corpses then bring the recombinant life form to Earth and engineer it to only target humans so that other animals will not be effected. Then release tghe virus to every major city on the planet and release it all at once.

Not that I actually plan to DO this mind you....

 

[Rabid Llama of Doom]

I want to conquer the world. Unify the world. Establish socialism, throwing everyone into the same social class. Unify the earth. Start a civil war amongst the people. With who is left i re-estblish capitalism. Conform their ideas to worshipping the useless currency again. Hire one half to kill the other half and with what little is left I call a reunification of human and take us all out in a blazing inferno. And true nirvana on earth is finally obtained...

Or... i guess i could just mass advertise that using chlorine and ammonia is the best way to keep your house clean.

 

[supermaster1337]

point at pluto, nobody needs that world.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Spoiler: Snip

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

You haven't read/seen Children of Men, have you?

EDIT:Just realized I should explain. In Children of Men, people just suddenly became unable to have children. Within a few years, all countries except Britain had destroyed themselves in pointless wars, seeing as there's no future. Only Britain is left, and it's become a totalitarian state.

No, I have not. I got this from a book called The World Without Us.

Oh. Well, you should check it out. Mediocre book, but one of my favorite movies ever (and how often does that happen?).

 

[OblivionRegained]

Yeh something like Warhammer 40K Exterminatus, or Skynet...

No Wait Nuclear War! Post Apocalyptic Role Playing FTW

(Yes i love Fallout, leave me be)