How Would You End the World?

[Mantonio]

Nuclear missiles. Everywhere.

Call me mad if you want, but wouldn't you just love to have your voice systematically broadcast on every TV, radio and computer, just so you can yell "I WILL PURGE THIS WORLD WITH NUCLEAR FIRE! EXTERMINATUS!"

Would be totally worth the destruction of the ecosystem. But who knows, the world could eventually move on.

To quote the old guy from Jurassic Park, Life will find a way.

 

[lordofthepickle]

I'd just want to push the big red button

 

[cheatking]

With a wimper

 

[Captain Schpack]

I'd have a giant nuclear missile shaped like a middle finger sent to every country.

 

[The Potato Lord]

I'd make it to where anyone who says "fuck" just drops dead instantaneously. Until people catch on it'd be hilarious. Though I'd probably say it by accident before anything happened.

 

[Deef]

I want to be able to sit on a cloud and control an unstoppable zombie horde that destroys civilisation as we know it. And I can hurl lighning bolts and stuff if the humans survive for so long that it bores me.

 

[DamienHell]

Those grey things from the day the earth stood still (I thought them up long before I saw that movie so its a unique idea!)

 

[batti]

Let Oppenheimer finally become Death, The Destroyer of the Suns. And then we'll all be sons'a bitches.
Sorry, really I would redirect a huge asteroid to Earth and blast "Always Look on the Bright side of Life" everywhere.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

End the World? Okay!

"I wish World of Warcraft was destroyed!"

And that would end the world! Notice the angel didn't specify WHAT world. Loophole!

 

[spuddyt]

End the World? Okay!

"I wish World of Warcraft was destroyed!"

And that would end the world! Notice the angel didn't specify WHAT world. Loophole!

*High five*
Edit, actually, wouldn't that be a great way to end the world? Force every human to compulsively high five each other until they starve to death.

 

[Nagonigi]

I kinda want a Zombie Apocalypse ... Im ready for that one...

Mm... That'd be neat... But if I could make a wish like that I would wish for some Deathnotes. That's all that's needed really, just hand them out to like a couple of thousand people and they would do the dirty work. After handed them out you could just sit back and enjoy the apocalypse. Would have to make sure nobody knew my name of course, but other than that it'd be awesome. Maybe that would just be the end of humanity though... So it dosn't really end the world at all... It would probably just save the world.

Oh, I know! One could just wait.

 

[Zorg Machine]

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy style where the earth is demolished to make way for a new space highway. or my face covering the sky telling everyone that everyone who gets to Shanghai within one day will survive the soon to come apocalypse........guess where I release the zombie virus.

 

[batti]

End the World? Okay!

"I wish Milliways was destroyed!"

And that would end the world! Notice the angel didn't specify WHAT world. Loophole!

*High five*

Fixed

 

[Jepix]

Ever square mile of the earth would explode in flames at random places until the world was nothing but dust. No sound would be audible, the only thing echoing through the peoples ears would be the Ray Charles version of "I can't stop loving you"

 

[ace_of_something]

I think the rapture would be neat. The righteous and most vocal and annoying religious-nuts ascend to heaven.
The most wicked and vocal antitheists and degenerates descend to hell
Then the 'meek' (IE People who keep their beliefs to themselves and/or aren?t dicks about it) get to stay behind while we watch angles and devils battle it out. I'm fairly certain that when some of them land on earth they would take up the use of earth based weaponry too, imagine little Cherubs flitting around Balrogs while peppering them with their golden ak-47's.

 

[FrolicsomeQuipster]

I'd wish for all environmentalists (not just the crazy ones) to change into being completely obsessed with space travel.

A cool truth: The earth is the cradle of humanity, but one cannot forever live in a cradle.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I won't end the world, gods no.

I'll just kill off the human population by about 75%. Seriously, we're all a bunch of rabbits with no wolves to thin us down. As for how I'll do it, I'll just make them vanish. *poof* 75% gone, kind of like a non-discriminating rapture without the demons. Not very inventive, but I'm less focused on how it happens so much as it happening. I'll also render all nuclear power plants inactive, probably by vanishing all the uranium/plutonium as well.

 

[Biek]

I'd wish space marines or the imperial guard showed up and blew up every mayor government and religious structure. And we'd be all worshipping the god emperor of man in a day. Or be executed.

 

[spuddyt]

RAGNAROK!