How would you kill a god?

[berault]

with my bare fists, like a real man.

 

[HellbirdIV]

With the biggest bomb available to me at the time. Either it works, or it won't. If it doesn't... Well, I'd probably convert.

 

[Hollywood Knights]

I imagine something like this would do the trick.

Spoiler

 

[titanium turtle]

exterminatus

 

[Aeshi]

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." ? Judges 1:19

Need to kill a god?Chariots of iron my good man!

 

[the secend child]

id gain its favor then ask for a favor it would be the ability to kill anything so i can kill his enimes then turn around and kill him

 

[Daffy F]

With a chainsaw made of belt-sanders, which are, in turn, made of cheesegraters. I would slowly skin them alive, then de-muscle them, then shred their organs and bones. It would be quite brutal,and awesome to watch.

I'm not sure 'Awesome' is the right word for that o.o

 

[blindthrall]

A hammer, nails, and two big hunks of wood.

Worth the risk.

Also, the Bagger 288 MIGHT work. Or you could try to give Cthulhu their scent, but it's a picky eater, and is more likely to just eat you.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I would ask God to make a rock that he himself can't move. As he is meant to be all powerful, he should be able to move it, however if it is a rock that he made for the purpose of him being unable to move it, a paradox is then created.

It could then destroy everything in existence, but would also kill God in the process.

Couldn't he just make a being strong enough to move it?

OT: Y-y-y-y-ya can't, they're Immortal?

 

[Tharwen]

I'd use my epic army of hastati and equites to form an assault on his city.

I just played 6 hours of Rome - Total War. IT IS EPIC.

 

[TelHybrid]

I would ask God to make a rock that he himself can't move. As he is meant to be all powerful, he should be able to move it, however if it is a rock that he made for the purpose of him being unable to move it, a paradox is then created.

It could then destroy everything in existence, but would also kill God in the process.

Couldn't he just make a being strong enough to move it?

OT: Y-y-y-y-ya can't, they're Immortal?

That would mean creating a being even more powerful than himself.

...a Super God?

 

[Nikolaz72]

Hmm... Make Zeus hold an umbrella in a thunderstorm?

 

[w-Jinksy]

With a liberal application of nuclear weaponry.

Also chainswords if nuclear weaponry is absent what better way to murder something than a sword thats not only a chainsaw but has mono molecular blades and has enough power in it easily chew through a modern day tank.

 

[Nikolaz72]

I think he would probably kill you anyway. But if you are lucky he will feel bad about it

 

[fletch_talon]

An arrow dipped in the blood of the golden hind

 

[Axeli]

It seems killing the usual omnipotent, all-knowing God would require fooling him into killing himself. The all-knowing part makes that a bit tricky.

Of course there's the theory that God has no power over people who do not believe in him. However, having the intent to kill God requires faith in him, which means that you'd have to do it accidentally.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Easy, stop worshipping it.

 

[thejdcole]

if you don't believe in them, they can't hurt you.