how would you kill master chief?

[CloudKiller]

softly with my songs

 

[ThreeWords]

i'd just switch off the x-box... and smash the disc... no way he'd come back from that

Ah-ha, but you'd have to smash every single Halo game in the world!, and maybe destroy the internet. It would be hard, but it would work

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Kill him with logic, then assume his identity as Master Chef and dominate the Food Network.

 

[Aunel]

An Imperator Class Titan.

Just a little overkill? I think a single Adeptus Astartes would do it.

you don't have overkill in Halo.

OT: Nomad from Crysis, better game, better character, and he can go invisible without picking up random blobs of blue.

 

[mihajelko]

Would probably go for the face, that might be his weak spot cuz you never see him take it off, just a thought! Other than that a cheap shotgun shot in the back ... then maybe taking his armor and selling it on eBay!

 

[Zorg Machine]

In his sleep... with a gun.

 

[Blanks]

i wouldn't. i'd let nature run it's course

 

[Kasawd]

Sticky grenade launcher.

 

[VargRaev]

Two words: Plague Marines.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Boil him.

 

[Madaxeman101]

rape him to death and then have sex with the corpse to piss off the fan boys

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

*sneak sneak sneak*
*sneak sneak sneak*
*sneak sneak sneak*
*steals batteries*
*sneak sneak sneak*
*sneak sneak sneak*
*sneak sneak sneak*
*heh heh heh heh*

 

[johnman]

Spawn camp with the missle launcher.

But the Titan Ideas i have been reading are very tempting

Two words: Plague Marines.

Screw them Oblitorators would vaporise him then chainsaw the few particles left

 

[Comrade Mateo]

I'd get Dethklok and Mastodon to play while I open the ark. Then I'd watch his face melt off.

 

[mikecoulter]

I'd slap him in the face, so hard that his face imploded.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

cleansing fire, simple yet effective.

 

[Jandau]

From behind, with a wooden plank featuring a very sharp and very long nail. That, or food poisoning.

 

[gellert1984]

Gordon Freeman

 

[Artemis923]

They should've killed him at the end of Halo III and shown his funeral. Blah blah blah, emotional speech. Then the camera pans up to see his face...

...and the casket shuts.

I like my ending better.