how would you kill master chief?

[AvsJoe]

I'd point to a fluffy kitten and while he's distracted I'd hit him in the back of the head with an axe!

 

[Apache2142]

Install vista 64 bit as his operating system...alternativly pit him in warfare against steven hawkins.

 

[AndyCobra]

tell Chuck Norris you think Master Chief is better than him. A roundhouse to the head will show that armour-wearing-prick who's boss!

 

[titanium turtle]

For those who wish to use a titan to off Master Chief... One word.

Spoiler: EXTERMINATUS!

I dare him to dodge that or simply shrug it off with his shield. Or try to ride it out on an underground bunker, Exterminatus weaponry is designed to kill everything down on the planet and then make it inhabitable, if not outright crackin it in half...

hmmm... exterminatus may be the answer to all my problems, I'll need to try it soon

 

[WhyteBoy]

Master Chief? his name is John Halo, good sir.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Beat the shit out of him with a crowbar.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Blade up the ass. That'll show him.

 

[rokkolpo]

bullet in the balls

it can be so simple.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Shoot him to minimal shields, remove his helmet, and have him choke to death on my teabaggy goodness.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I'd take his helmet off.

beat me to it.

anyway, two words:
ORBITAL LASER

 

[Jedamethis]

He's already dead, ever seen him eat?

 

[HellbirdIV]

From very far away, that's for damn sure.

 

[jp11]

With napalm... lots and lots of napalm

 

[NoseDigger]

Now if he's not dead from that then he deserves to live. Then maybe all the Halo threads will stop

Like this one? Although it's not really your run-of-the-mill thread...

OT: Push him off some high ledge and watch him fall.

 

[mad benji89]

get my fallout character to fight him mine would kick he ass plus i got dog meat that would help me also

 

[Dioxide20]

Just hit him in the back. Simples!

Their must be a "kill" button back there....

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Torque Bow shot to the forehead.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Simple: Open the Xbox. Select mission. Run into the first group of aliens. Get shot. You die.

But then again, Master chief has the magic power of reloading to the last checkpoint.

 

[TheCameraman]

I'd poison his tea.
Not the most effective method, but it get's the job done and leaves little to no clues.