How would you like to die?

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Hal10k

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

I want to be beaten to death by the Dalai Lama.
 

Craorach

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Suddenly or peacefully.

I don't want any form of lingering or painful death, I'd rather die without knowing and suffering, and the people I love suffering with me.
 

crudus

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Painlessly. I want to be awake when it happens so I can watch what happens as I die. It would be fun.
 

Creator002

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I've always fantasised dying in a shootout while robbing a bank, but I'm too much of a coward to attempt it.

toxbox said:
Spontaneous Human Combustion.

That would be so awesome.
Indeed. This is option number two.
 

Iron Lightning

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I would like to die by setting myself on fire and riding a gold-plated motorcycle out of an airplane into mount Rushmore. I'll try to hit Lincoln's mouth so that it looks like he breathes out fire, blood, and molten metal for a few hours. I'd like to do it during the busiest tourist hours. People would just be standing there not expecting anything unusual and then BAM flying flaming motorcycle.

I don't have much against America or Lincoln. I just think that it would be the most awesome possible way to die.
 

PonceyMcTosserFaic

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i want to go by having god split the sky open and say it's time.

and then i fly into the sky and go thru the hole into the afterlife. LIKE A BOSS!!!
 

Ruedyn

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A bit morbid but okay.

Jumping off a building in a superhero costume holding a checklist of other superpowers. It'd be funny for like 2 minutes before you remember 'oh shit he died'.
 

Phisi

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Either defending people or ideology I hold dear or after having lived a long life and in my final years, committing suicide in a way that seems impossible and is difficult to clean up e.g. by swinging running chainsaws at my from ropes that then launch them far away.
 

OctoH

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Multiple gunshot wounds to the chest sustained in a most ridiculous last stand, where I bleed out from my wounds after taking every last one of the opposing group out.
 

Stuntkid

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Tire tread on burst stomach

no seriously, was there a thread like this a while back?
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Toaster related accident.
I'm serious.
I love toast, and i think it would be ironic and celver in the circumstances for people to be able to say, 'he died doing what he loved, making toast.'

I am an odd person.
 

Wintermoot

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something involving Zombie and/or cloned Hitler, a motorcycle made out of smaller motorcycles, a one-liner and a explosion