I would like to die by setting myself on fire and riding a gold-plated motorcycle out of an airplane into mount Rushmore. I'll try to hit Lincoln's mouth so that it looks like he breathes out fire, blood, and molten metal for a few hours. I'd like to do it during the busiest tourist hours. People would just be standing there not expecting anything unusual and then BAM flying flaming motorcycle.
I don't have much against America or Lincoln. I just think that it would be the most awesome possible way to die.
Jumping off a building in a superhero costume holding a checklist of other superpowers. It'd be funny for like 2 minutes before you remember 'oh shit he died'.
Either defending people or ideology I hold dear or after having lived a long life and in my final years, committing suicide in a way that seems impossible and is difficult to clean up e.g. by swinging running chainsaws at my from ropes that then launch them far away.
Multiple gunshot wounds to the chest sustained in a most ridiculous last stand, where I bleed out from my wounds after taking every last one of the opposing group out.
Toaster related accident.
I'm serious.
I love toast, and i think it would be ironic and celver in the circumstances for people to be able to say, 'he died doing what he loved, making toast.'
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