How would you like to die?

[Scrubiii]

Like this!

Seriously though, painlessly, in my sleep. I want to just go to sleep one night and not wake up the next morning.

 

[Richardplex]

Death By Snoo Snoo, fo' sure. The best way to end.

Edit:

Like this!

Seriously though, painlessly, in my sleep. I want to just go to sleep one night and not wake up the next morning.

Damn you!

 

[Akytalusia]

quickly.

and for the mods: is how i would like to die; as if the topic title wasn't any indictation of in which context i said this word that gives in full detail a sufficient answer to the question but lacks the character requirement to be defined as such by those in power.

 

[Tsaba]

Would be pretty awesome to go out like this.

(I couldn't find anything with a flock of doves sooooo..... this is the next best thing.)

 

[Fugitive Panda]

Realistically, that's tough. I don't really want to go in my sleep, I'd want to be fully conscious.

Fantasy-wise, heroic sacrifice or something involving titties.

 

[kickassfrog]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandad. Not terrified and screaming, like all the passengers on the bus. (Incidentally, why not take a shot every time this joke crops up)

Testing a prototype time machine/warp engine/wormhole generator/ketchup brand that fails to work properly and explodes.

That or space dogfighting. With flag ships.

Saving Earth/the Milky Way/the Universe/all of existence would be pretty cool, too.

Better yet: ALL OF THE ABOVE COMBINED.

Crash my flag ship into the big bad, activate prototype wormhole generator, push both of us in, throw ketchup into the generator to trap us between dimensions followed by catastrophic meltdown and an explosive the size of which would've normally consumed everything ever

Yeah. That would be fine.

The dogfight would be pretty cool. I want to die like one of my ships on star ruler, blowing up a star and destroying a system of basically innocent beings who happened to declare war on me.

 

[kickassfrog]

something involving Zombie and/or cloned Hitler, a motorcycle made out of smaller motorcycles, a one-liner and a explosion

Your profile pic made me think, I want to die like the doctor. One of the good deaths, not falling off an exercise bike while wearing a bad wig.

I want it to be sudden, instant, & unexpected, like getting hit by a racecar.

If getting hit by a racecar is unexpected, that's darwinism at work. You know, seeing as you'd have to be on a racetrack and still somehow not expecting it. But something like a killsat would be pretty cool.

Dum-de-dum, KABOOM!!!!!

 

[likalaruku]

something involving Zombie and/or cloned Hitler, a motorcycle made out of smaller motorcycles, a one-liner and a explosion

Your profile pic made me think, I want to die like the doctor. One of the good deaths, not falling off an exercise bike while wearing a bad wig.

I want it to be sudden, instant, & unexpected, like getting hit by a racecar.

If getting hit by a racecar is unexpected, that's darwinism at work. You know, seeing as you'd have to be on a racetrack and still somehow not expecting it. But something like a killsat would be pretty cool.

Dum-de-dum, KABOOM!!!!!

There are idiots in every state who illegally race through the town every night, & I happen to be nocturnal. There's also a 3 month period of likeliness that your house will be burned down by illegal fireworks.

 

[A Shadows Age]

With a toothpick in my heel ?

 

[The_Yeti]

As the last person in the world. (Provided I had killed everyone else with my bare hands, beforehand.)

 

[James Crook]

Have a hollow glass tube filled with lemon juice shoved up my penishole and someone smashing down on it with a sledgehammer.

Uh, I mean, firing squad. Yeah, just that.

 

[Qtoy]

To be killed by an android replica of myself. I mean, I'm only human, and an android would eff my shit up!

Especially if that meant your conscious would be transferred to android-you. Then you'd keep all your memories and still pretty much be you, but you'd be a badass android.

OT: Go out as the President who fought back when the United States was invaded by Aliens/Monsters/Demons/Zombies/Space Pirates/Portugal, killed in a blaze of glory while saving America from the invaders.
Or I could die from disease shortly after my 83rd birthday. Not a painful one, a normal disease.

 

[MrGalactus]

Have a hollow glass tube filled with lemon juice shoved up my penishole and someone smashing down on it with a sledgehammer.

EEEEEEEEEEE--GYYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNOOOOOOOOO

 

[thibaut95]

like john marston ,do what you have to do...

 

[StormShaun]

I would like to die in two ways.

One, By defending the world from evil and take the boss out with me.

Two, dying of natural causes or accident or someone killed me, but coming back to life when I reach heaven and becoming The Angel Of Lightning and fight evil!

 

[Crazy Zaul]

By dividing myself by zero.

 

[Floggo]

By someone playing around with a Physics engine.

 

[Gaiseric]

In whatever fashion I deem a "good death" at the time.

 

[Mylinkay Asdara]

Vaporized instantly by some alien threat several hundred years hence while occupying my cyborg body and cruising the advanced interwebs Ghost in the Shell style.