How would you like to die?

[James Crook]

Have a hollow glass tube filled with lemon juice shoved up my penishole and someone smashing down on it with a sledgehammer.

EEEEEEEEEEE--GYYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNOOOOOOOOO

What? What's wrong with having a hollow glass tube shoved up your penishole and having someone smash down on it with a hammer?

 

[Tom Roberts]

At the age of 107, shot down by an outraged husband.

 

[BGH122]

Don't believe the detractors, there is only one correct answer: drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

 

[NEMESIS 94]

I want to die while riding my dragon, Sotua, in the final battle in the war against the Empire and they're corruption on the world. Flames everywhere, building collapsing and people dieing. Sotua gets hit by one of those big crossbow things. The destiny bond between us is fufilled we both die instantly and fall to the ground from hundreds of yards in the air lifelessly. And so the last Dragon Tamer dies.

That or falling from a really high building or cliff