How would YOU take over the world?

[zarix2311]

So yea, how would YOU take over the world? You can do it in any way you want as long as it makes sense ie it has to be at least some what probable. I myself am not entirely sure how I would go about doing such a difficult stunt or if I would even want to, all I know is it would take a fuck load of time and effort. BTW this is just out of curiosity no other reason...*cough cough* _>

 

[Richardplex]

Robot zombie pirate raptors... from space. it makes sense!

 

[Valagetti]

The easist I'd think of is a re-Hitler. Thats probably the most probable?... Aside from that, mass terroism... oohh wait thats the same.
Wonder why people think taking over the world means its bad... ooh right Hitler.
Personally I'd go down the whole blocking sunlight thing and combonation of zombies.

 

[LostAlone]

Oh I'd have to go with mind control. Mass hypnosis or possibly magic, depending how probably you find magic to be.

I figure that everyone just waking up and deciding that I should be in charge of absolutely everything, and utterly above criticism or reproach would make everything so much better than ruling through violence or fear.

With the fear route, you always are worrying about getting backstabbed and what not, and in the end the paranoia means that while you are in charge, you are still in your own self-built jail of terror. With the making everyone love me route, I can knock off all the hot chicks without any concerns and actually not have to be a dick all the time. Just chill out and leave most of the running to the beurocracy and just tell them what exactly we're trying to sort out.

Basically, its my dream world where there is free love, I can immediately impart my will on everyone but don't have to if I can't be bothered and generally can just lay around making the world better. Oh and the chicks. I think my forth decree would be legislating stripperific outfits for those under 25.

Edit -

If your curious, my first three decrees would be:
1. Drawing a line across the country at watford gap services, declaring everything north of it to be a labour camp, and exporting everyone I consider to be too dumb to live to above it, then cutting off the power and letting them battle royale it out.
2. Legalising drugs
3. Banning neckbeards, emo clothing on men and everything that is hipster in nature, on pain of being fed to scorpians.

 

[Warlord211]

Army of robot zombie ninjas riding unicorns.... FUCK I just revealed my plans. Back to the drawing board.

 

[meticadpa]

I'd spread viruses that contain nanotechnology for mind control.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Who's to say I haven't already?

Incidentally, I used *mumbles incoherently*.

 

[LostAlone]

I'd spread viruses that contain nanotechnology for mind control.

Ooo yeah. Thats a great idea. I totally change my idea to have mind control by that.

Then if someone DOES break free, you can just killswitch the fuck out of them. Also you can have them burn peoples fat and fix their cellulite and stuff, and that'd absolutely help out wiht my whole stripperific outfits thing.

You sir, win a coconut.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Orbital death lazer of some sort.

Or a virus that kills anything cute. I would threaten to release it if my demands were not met.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Use a series of blackmailing and lesser-known technologies to build and launch a nuclear/laser armed warstation into orbit. Point-defense lasers to stop any attacks, massive banks of a less known nuclear reactor (Hydrogen Moderated Self-regulating Nuclear Power Module) and solar panels for power, and generally rule the world from above.

 

[Scumpernickle]

Take every UN representative hostage and threaten to open a cardboard box labeled "anthrax".

 

[meticadpa]

I'd spread viruses that contain nanotechnology for mind control.

Ooo yeah. Thats a great idea. I totally change my idea to have mind control by that.

Then if someone DOES break free, you can just killswitch the fuck out of them. Also you can have them burn peoples fat and fix their cellulite and stuff, and that'd absolutely help out wiht my whole stripperific outfits thing.

You sir, win a coconut.

Thank you, sir.

With this coconut I shall reenact Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[LostAlone]

I'd spread viruses that contain nanotechnology for mind control.

Ooo yeah. Thats a great idea. I totally change my idea to have mind control by that.

Then if someone DOES break free, you can just killswitch the fuck out of them. Also you can have them burn peoples fat and fix their cellulite and stuff, and that'd absolutely help out wiht my whole stripperific outfits thing.

You sir, win a coconut.

Thank you, sir.

With this coconut I shall reenact Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

That is the PERFECT use for a coconut *applauds* Now bring me.... A SHRUBBERY!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Secret organization that slowly gains influence and control over every government in the world by way of infiltration, bribing, etc. Basically the Templars in Assassin's creed but instead of the generic "defeat the evil of free will" nonsense I'd just influence the world to do what I want (mind-controlled world is so boring).

 

[emeraldrafael]

Financially. Gather te world's market together, then plunge them straight into the depths of depression. watch as every country is launched back and wars erupt till each is like Somalia.

Meanwhile, I rest on my own private island will all I would need for my friends/family and such to exist in comfort. Making small appearances to keep the world's economies down of course so for as long as I could, the world would remain in its horrible state.

 

[LostAlone]

Secret organization that slowly gains influence and control over every government in the world by way of infiltration, bribing, etc. Basically the Templars in Assassin's creed but instead of the generic "defeat the evil of free will" nonsense I'd just influence the world to do what I want (mind-controlled world is so boring).

It doesn't HAVE to be boring. Once you're set up, you can let everyone do whatever, as long as they bow to your awesome. Or TELL them to be interesting. You control their minds for gods sake... it doesn't take that much imagination to have fun

 

[Twilight_guy]

Secret organization that slowly gains influence and control over every government in the world by way of infiltration, bribing, etc. Basically the Templars in Assassin's creed but instead of the generic "defeat the evil of free will" nonsense I'd just influence the world to do what I want (mind-controlled world is so boring).

It doesn't HAVE to be boring. Once you're set up, you can let everyone do whatever, as long as they bow to your awesome. Or TELL them to be interesting. You control their minds for gods sake... it doesn't take that much imagination to have fun

Did you ever see the Twilight Zone episode where a crook dies and winds up in Heaven, but then discovers that everything goes his way and it bugs him and it bugs him until he realizes that he is in fact in hell? Controlling the entire world though mind-control is like that... everything is so predictable and controlled and it is a personal hell. I much prefer simply being able to influence events in my favor and being a puppet-master.

 

[Grand_Arcana]

I have to go with mind-control/mass hypnosis. Tsuki no Me made real. Awesome.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Hold an amazing advert on TV for a product and whilst everybody in THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING I download there personal details into a supercomputer.