I can't laugh because it's too late and I'd wake my housemates. Instead I just spent the past minute practically crying into a pillow over the thread title. Well played good sir, well played.
Anywho, I write a lot, and when I was younger I used to block out scenes, settings, characters etc in LEGO, because I had a lot of LEGO and a lot of time. I made a lot of very impressive structures, including what was effectively my own version of Hogwarts for a fantasy school series I was writing. Five stories, featuring trick walls, hidden staircases, all the classrooms and dorm rooms I could make, a massive courtyard with six inch high doors leading to the main castle. The most impressive thing was that I could break it down into its component rooms and snap them back together again. Five floors, all detachable from each, with about ten rooms per floor.
But that's not the most impressive.
I made a city out of LEGO. And I mean a proper city, with multiple buildings, including a police station, fire station, school, television centre, radio broadcasting thingy, lots of small houses, a skyscraper/office block. It was for a superhero comic/novel which I'm still in the process of writing after four years (ideas keep drying up), and it was complete with all manner of superheroic things including two separate villain lairs and three superhero bases (One is a plane though, so it's separate). Effectively I built Metropolis and added the Batcave. Some of the buildings were basically just empty, with only one floor filled in, or even none for the small houses, but it looked bloody impressive.
And then I had to break it down when I went off to uni. And I didn't take pictures.
