Human History in 6 words

[Double A]

Booze, wars, titties: inventions for more.

 

[LogicNProportion]

"We came, we saw, we conquered." <-- My version of human history in six words.

"Scipio. Law. Wanderer. Killer. Womanizing. Me." <-- MY family history.

Scipio = Farthest ancestor fought beside him as one of his officers at Carthage.

Law = Same ancestor became a judge in Rome, giving my family power.

Wanderer = Renaissance saw my family as merchants and mercenaries.

Killer = Mafioso.

Womanizing = My father in a man-whore.

Me = Duh.

Hold up. You can actually TRACE your family back to Carthage? Like THE Carthage!? The one decimated by the Romans? The one led by Hannibal?

Considering the ancestor I speak of helped burn it, yes.

 

[Merkavar]

They're a different colour, get them!!!!

 

[Skorpyo]

"People did things, shit got fucked."

Best I could do at 1 A.M.

 

[Composer]

"there are to many freaking people"

 

[thirion1850]

I'll shorten it to 2 words.

Stuff happened.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

This thread will become history soon.

 

[PastaSource]

"That which preceded the zombie apocalypse"

 

[punkrocker27]

"Our life is made by death."

Partial credit goes to da Vinci.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

War fire war war nuclear apocalypse.
I went ahead and added a possibility of the entire future of our species too.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

"Man evolves world gets screwed over" Pretty much the world's history in a nutshell, if it's not environmental it's wars ect.

 

[Bebus]

The same shit, over and over.

The people, technology and reasons may change, but it's always the same, and always will be.

 

[Mydnyght]

Human history in 6 words? how about: "FUCKING UP EARTH FOR TOO LONG"?

 

[TeeBs]

White man fuck shit up dawg

 

[Knusper]

War, famine... some good stuff... war.

Yeah, I really should have put some more effort into it.

 

[tehweave]

"I own you with big stick."

or

"Do as I say. No questions."

or

"Slowly getting smarter. Still pretty dumb."

or

"Written word beaten by face book."

or

"People only thinking about themselves... Sometimes."

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

look, basically we destroyed the earth.