Human History in 6 words

[Amethyst Wind]

"Do we own you? No? CHARGE!"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Complete And Total Fuck Up. ...oh wait that's only 5 words.

 

[EatPieYes]

Humans, stupid, evil, sometimes nice, God.

 

[Flare_Dragon123]

"My Religion is better than yours."

 

[cptawesome]

Hey let's invade that for religion

 

[T-Bone24]

We are spoiling things most efficiently.

Indeed. That's all I can think of. So, yeah.

 

[mazeut]

Natural selection not working as intended.

 

[lwm3398]

People have always sucked at peace.

Or: Ancient cultures really fucked shit up.

Or: Everything known about it is wrong.

 

[JamesStone]

"Fuck you I`m the best(not!)"
"Biggest jerk with huge army wins"
"We are all big fat jerks"

 

[Hiraeth]

stone, bronze, iron, steel, plastic.

Just to make this as boring and obvious as possible. Feel free to add your own to make it up to six, my sleepy brain can't think of anything to sit between steel and plastic.

 

[Exia91]

"Blowing shit the fuck up, *****."

Amidoinitrite?

Yes you are! Love the avatar btw. I really do.


OT:
We play, We work, We die.

We start of as kids, having the time of our lives, until we realise we need to get more serious and go to school, college and work our asses of just to stay alive. We basicly live to work and work to live. Then we die, achieving nothing.

 

[Soviet Steve]

"Lots of violence plus gradual improvement"

 

[George Palmer]

We are a virus with shoes.

 

[Michailov]

rotten eggs defines us all.

 

[Kris015]

Stupid talking monkeys killing each other

 

[Davey Woo]

History, all them fuckers be dead!

That was my advice to anyone taking a History exam a couple of years ago.

 

[Kenko]

Human history is pointless and irrelevant.

 

[Bohemian Waltz]

Fuck, Kill, Take, Hate, Love, Die.