Human History in 6 words

[Koko56]

Do I sense butt hurt in tkioz?

 

[manaman]

"People Being Dicks to other People"

I find it very naive and shortsighted to try and sum up the entire history of humanity into six words, particularly those six words.

A whole bunch of stuff happened?

Those six words work better then anything else anyone wrote. Especially since we can't be entirely sure that what we know happened actually happened the way we think it did, and common knowledge about past events is often far distorted from what we do know.

 

[Kranay]

Shit happens, mostly to good people. - my 6 words

 

[Timotei]

"Fear: a better substitute for Apathy."

 

[Ldude893]

We walked, talked, then we twittered.

 

[Clarity112]

meet girl, fuck her, kill everything!

 

[nimbylive]

Last Man Standing Is The Winner.

This works with both evolution and war.

 

[MintyNinja]

Fuck dolphins and their breathing holes!

(Heh. If you think about it, dolphins could have evolved to be the dominant species.)

 

[Exterminas]

Red button? What red button? No!

 

[voetballeeuw]

This my land now, get lost!

 

[JoJo]

Upwards, Onwards, Further, Faster; Growing Greater!

 

[Terminate421]

We like to fuck shit up

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Caves - Camping - Castles - Cottages - Condominiums - Coffins.

 

[A big red rooster]

Some stuff happened, but we forgot.

 

[holographicman]

someone learned agriculture then we got lazy

i dont care if its 7 words farming is why we have corporations, desk jobs, fast food, overpopulation in cities and our sedmentary lifestyle

 

[Spieggelmaus]

Shit happened and then we died

yeah I know this is more a summary of human history in total and all but I don't care

 

[Kuchinawa212]

War, War never changes.

 

[Vrex360]

Die Human Scum, God Damn You!!

Or:

"Humanity: Proud to be lowly scum."