Human History in 6 words

[Nouw]

"Kill or be killed. Cheese cakes!"

Last two words added because I didn't have anything else to say because chessecake is awesome.

 

[Gray Monk]

bright thing me touch ouch ouch!!
Man discovers fire.

 

[superbatranger]

Some crazy ass shit happened, man.

 

[Servantes]

MY TURN YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

 

[Sark]

Good things happen to bad people. Or as an attempt to make this thread a little less depressing, It could have been worse.

 

[MetalMonkey74]

"We never learn from our mistakes"

 

[kahlzun]

The_Biggest_Sword_Wins-Every-Time

 

[Danny Ocean]

[HEADING=2]It rhymes slightly better every time.[/HEADING]

[small]Cookie for the reference.[/small]

And Christ you're all so cynical. Often to the point of being flat-out wrong. Sort your heads out.

 

[MrGalactus]

Fuck you!
No, fuck YOU!
*BANG*

 

[Mayonegg]

"Violence and threat of violence works."

And for the sake of being less cynical.

"When we're not killing, we're artists."

 

[minimacker]

"We fuck shit up real bad."

Sounds pretty accurate.

 

[JonnoStrife]

I got 7.

We nailed a god to a stick.

 

[Gudrests]

same shit diffrent day.....Muckka Ruckka... what?..thats..kinda 6 words...and its true...ever place goes through the same shit...no one ever learns from anything

 

[Spacelord]

Multiply, form groups, kill eachother, repeat

 

[k3v1n]

you, different? We kill you all

 

[andriod]

I am human, hear me rawr!