Human History in 6 words

[gl1koz3]

There was a terrible, terrible accident.

 

[tlotig]

We are all so very firetrucked

 

[JWRosser]

It's just one thing after another.

If you know where that quote is from you get a hug or cookie...

 

[Piflik]

I only need one word: failure.

 

[spinFX]

Superstition, war. When will it end?

 

[craddoke]

Intermittent progress interrupted by gross stupidity.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"People only caring about dickish actions"

Because really, that's all people seem to take notice of when it comes to humanity.

Yeah, fuck all the good things we've ever done, let's only care about the dickish things, even though the niceness far outweighs the dickishness!

 

[individual11]

Kill, eat, shit, fuck, spread, repeat.

Probably should have replaced 'fuck' with 'fornicate' but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
Agent Smith was wrong, humanity doesn't behave as a virus, it acts as a bacteria.

 

[The Garuness]

Well, we could just start over.

 

[Chefodeath]

"Why the fuck are we here?"


And all you little bitches stop complaining about man's rather bloody attempts to answer that question through the ages. History would be boring if everyone was just singing Kumbaya

 

[Triangulon]

Invent religion, war, celebrity - epic fail!

 

[Ruffythepirate]

Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Stuff happened, and then some more

 

[teqrevisited]

"Top of the food chain, bitches!"

 

[ShatterPalm]

"We are here to destroy, *****."

Match that.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

"Caesar, Christ, Locke, Marx, Hitler, Hawking."

Any questions?

 

[ssgt splatter]

I lost faith long time ago.
...
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Oh and, Jack Thompson, enemy of gamers everywhere.

 

[Carboncrown]

Guns did kill people.
We made the fucking Internet.
Too much stuff, for six words.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

We were god's one big accident.