Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

[Anchupom]

Eat beans and brew a hell of a fart.
Then when the apocalypse comes...
*thrrbbbtt*
One hell of a chat up line in the afterlife - "Hey, my farts can destroy worlds. I'll pick you up at 7."
Or even better, build up a nice rhythm and come just as the apocalypse occurs.

Other than that, I'd just try to make peace with the world and at least do one thing I've always wanted to do.
Something like skydiving, or [small]brutally killing another human with no remorse...[/small] doing LSD.

 

[Centrophy]

This is a what-if scenario, right? Blast it, don't get my hopes up man!

 

[The Wykydtron]

Apparently i'm the only one not looking for sex...W00t?

I would watch as much anime as possible and reread the entire 125 issues of TWGOK. Oh and check in at 4chan just to see how they're taking it.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Honestly.. I'm just gonna go to sleep... Too tired to deal with this shit.. and besides.. 3 hours isn't enough time to do anything worthwhile..

 

[feather240]

Hide, you're all freaking sociopaths!

 

[Anchupom]

I like the "check 4chan" idea.

Might check trollscience as well, see if they have any ideas to avert the apocalypse.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Masturbate and have a bit of sleep.

 

[TakeFour]

Massive Orgy. no contest.

 

[Requx]

Try to kill as many people i dont like as humanly possible, while procreating with attractive females if they like it or not.

Lol Rape and pillage buddies? The illusive man is gonna be so pissed at me for killing humanity.

 

[Sovereignty]

Rob a bank: Become a millionaire,
Sleep with one of the tellers: Have public sex,
Shoot someone: Kill an asshole,
Check my watch: Discover there's still 10 minutes,
Down a bottle of patron: Beat the patron challenge.

End life: Damn.



I don't know though. Honestly. I'd probably just shower, put on some nice clothes, smoke a cigarette, light some things on fire, and sing one of those religious songs. Why? Because I've always wanted to flip people off while riding an escalator to Heaven.

 

[Paksenarrion]

If you want something done right...
I stop the extinction event myself.

Out of all the people posting "have sex before I die", *YOU* are the only one man enough to be a Hero.

You have my Sword.

 

[FrankatronX]

1opcorn
2eckchair
3:Sunglasses

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

[meepop]

I like how not a single person on this gaming site thinks they would play video games in their final hours.

Of all people...

It's the end of the world, and if humanity somehow makes a combat do you wanna be remembered as "Ugh that nerdy guy spent all his time playing video games before his last three hours of death" OR "Wow that guy had sex with a bunch of girls (or vice versa? Or not?), he MUST'VE been an awesome guy. Besides, no one else is gonna be online if you wanna play online games. They'll be doing what you're NOT doing. There's just too many games and too little time.

Me, I'd probably cry for a little bit knowing that I can't do anything I wanted, find the girl up the street, kiss her, and hopefully watch the apocalypse with her...Well that OR do everything I knew was bad for me (smoking, drinking, murder...). I can't picture myself doing it now, but I'd have to experience it to find out.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Sex and alcohol. And listen to some of my favorite music one last time.

 

[Numachuka]

I shall put the kettle on, Keep Calm and Carry On. It's the British thing to do.

*buffers monocle*

Anyone for a spot of Cricket?

I'd rather

 

[-Ulven-]

try to push the extinction timer 1 hr forward by going on a frenzy with my collections (Swords and that shit FYI). Yeah... prolly that.

Yes, sword + car + apocalypse = 3 hrs of awesomeness by going on a rampage, maybe I'll even find another guy doing the same with swords, and an epic swordbattle/ frenzy will begin, and end!

*sniffles*

 

[Professor James]

drink some beer

tell my neighbor that he's an asshole

go to the Willis(Sears)tower

watch how the destruction unfolds

 

[Thundero13]

sex, with the other gay guy in my class, then stay with my family for the rest of it.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Bundybundybundybundybundybundybundybundy.

Agreed wholeheartedly. It's a good thing we live in the only country in the world which can competently produce half-decent rum.

WOO!!! My fav is Bundy red! bundy is the only rum i have ever liked and ever will...

OT: Id probably get mega pissed and go on a mega killing spree... you know, the norm when there is a global extinction event... Either that or sex like a rabbit, then id find out it was just a joke, and id be all, oh shit, i gotta bury them bodys and off them prostitutes...

 

[ZeroAE]

1.Find Sempai
2.Tell that I love him
3.Have sex with him against his will (he is straight)
4.Watch a movie with him (always want to do that with him)
5.Repeat steps 3 and 4 until the world ends (with you).