Hypothetical: If you died, and (Let's Assume Christian) God is waiting for you...

[Svenparty]

Chances are all the right people are in Hell....


I doubt Oscar Wilde*,Hunter S Thompson,Frank Sinatra and the rest would bow down and beg for forgiveness because he made them skeptical...So I'd spend burning eternity being Crooned by a tortured Sinatra and told stories by Thompson.








*Well maybe Wilde would but only to shag his rent boys!

 

[Platinum117]

I'd be an arrogant douchebag for the last 5 seconds before he/she/it kicks my ass down to hell. FUCK YOU, we built this fucking world and you did nothing but make bullshit rules and break our stuff. FUCK YOU.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Tell him he did a bad job designing the world then ask him to send me to hell because apparently, that's where all the sane people are going to be at.

 

[G1eet]

Ask him who wins the next fifteen Super Bowls, World Series, FIFA World Cups, and NCAA Championships, then tell him to send me back to Earth.

If it is soon I would ask him the ending to LOST
not even death can keep me from that damned show

Dude, even He doesn't know, and he's got J.J. on speed dial.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Say nothing.

If he's the God then he's omniscient, so he already knows all the things I might otherwise say or tell.

I was thinking of a long list of questions, but this defeats the point. I'd probably give 30 seconds for him(/her) to start answering questions I haven't asked, before asking whether omniscience covers thoughts, or just events (i.e. when I actually ask the question, rather than just thinking it)

 

[Shock and Awe]

"Hey you are real! Awesome, hey whatever happened to the show "Over There"? It was awesome."

Something like that.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Well, I wouldn't shake hands with him, seeing as we all "Shake Hands With the Devil".


HYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO


...What, nothing?



Anyways, in all seriousness, I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably ask him why all of the bad things that happened to me needed to happen.

 

[Infernai]

Either kick him in the nads and storm off into heaven in a very miffed mood due to god being a lazy fuck or...something else along those lines.

 

[Dexiro]

I'd imagine he'd send all the Christians to hell for being suck-ups
Then the atheists get to share the popcorn.

If you're a really good atheist you get free cola too!

 

[reyttm4]

...I dunno, Stephen Fry, or Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude, you scared me, Stephen Fry's not dead.

OT: I'd try to be bros with him, that'd be kinda cool.

 

[AlchemicalGod]

I would hypothetically ask him how he came across this job, and then leave and do the same things to become a better one

 

[Fish and Chips]

Probably I'd say 'oh shit', then fall to my knees and cry, snot dribbling from my nose.
Hopefully He wouldn't kick me out of Heaven for being gross, but instead have mercy on my heathen soul.

Pathetic? Yes. But I think the shock of seeing God actually exists would stop me from asking any in-depth questions.

 

[Naheal]

I'd shrug and go wherever I was going next.

 

[bluemistake2]

why he would cheat on jozef with mary.

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... correct your words...

 

[Vondrakenhof]

I'd say "what were you thinking?"

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"Huh... so you are real... what the fuck did I ever do to you to get you to make my life so shitty!?"

 

[Rickyvantof]

I'd kick his ass in SSBM.

 

[Freedomario]

i would ask why he Didn't make me sane.