Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[Ultress]

Start explaining the numbering bullshit of the First 6 Final Fantasys, make a .//hack joke, or explain in detial why the cake is not a lie and everyone who says it is is a dirty meat puppet

 

[sms_117b]

I'd tell him he is mostly nothing and waves and then go onto explain why. Good old quantum mechanics!

 

[Simriel]

Greet him in Klingon, Explain my DnD Bard, and then tell him I am not the droid he is looking for. Also enquire as to how long he has been G-Man.

 

[InProgress]

First I'd ask him why does he want to be persuaded that I'm a nerd.
Second, I'd politely ask him to give me the game, if he refuses, I beat him with the chair, and then realise that I'm not that interested in Diablo, but more into Starcraft, and if he has that particular game, I ask him politetly to give it to me. After he gives it to me, I beat him for making me beat him in the first place. That should teach him a lesson that you don't mess with modern-day nerds.

 

[Fortesque]

I would start explaining the reasons why a Landraider Crusader is better than a base Landraider. Following up with my strategy of melee rushing with Space Marines and the awesome amount of 'attack' rolls i get with 10 Assualt Marines when charging.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

I'd explain the similarities between FF games and a good spreadsheet... and how they're both awesome.

 

[Fortesque]

oh, or just spending half the time to recite all of the song 'Still Alive' from Portal

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'll just hum the super mario brothers theme. all of them.

 

[Trivun]

I would converse with him in 010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001.

Binary can't start with a zero, so you already fail. A true nerd would know that...

Anyway, I'd basically spend the timerapidly explaining the political system of the Republic and latterly the Empire. Not Star Trek though, I'm not that bad...

 

[0bserv3]

i would explain all the quests in runescape and provide a step by step walkthrough for each one (including members).
he is now dead

 

[Nickflip]

I'd describe to him, in GREAT detail, the plot of every street fighter game.
I cant think of ANYONE who gives a shit about that.

 

[Crabid]

I'd pull out my large collection of dice and start explaining the uses of all the different dice and where I got some of my more fruity dice from.

 

[savandicus]

I'd attempt to make a diplomacy check against him and ask him what his DC is for diplomacy.

If that fails i'll make an intimidate check.

If that fails aswell i'll go for a bluff attempt.

And if that fails ask if he still didnt believe me, he'd say no, i'd say well ok then, but i hope you dont...DIE!!!! And then i throw my dice at him.

 

[gragimor]

id rick roll him

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I would liken this to the challenge in a certain Mass Effect side quest, where you must disarm a nuclear bomb in a matter of seconds.

 

[jazmonkey]

I would tell him that I STILL play Tolkien-based MUDs.