Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[pffh]

*giggle, but in a manly sort of way* "an approximation of pi as a time limit."

Think that ought to do it.

 

[Azaradel]

Start an extended discussion with myself on which Star Trek captain is superior.

Either that or start explaining Cardassian politics to him.

 

[thatstheguy]

I would explain the Metal Gear Solid story line to him.

 

[SimuLord]

The world would be pretty much fucked if I was in that room because I'm a jock, not a nerd. Although I think me reciting the batting order of the 1986 NY Mets from memory would convince him anyway, you can thank me later for being able to geek out on sports when the need arises.

 

[bodyklok]

I'd beat him with a light saber making swwoooosssh-ing sounds while I did it.

 

[mtk2a]

Start an extended discussion with myself on which Star Trek captain is superior.

Picard.

Short conversation wasn't it?

 

[Haliwali]

I would explain to him why the Wing Commander series is the est ever put onto 15 some odd disks.

EDIT: In fact, I could do it in one sentence: "Mark Hamil flies starfighters."

 

[Cpt. Red]

I would point out that 3.14 is the start of Pi, and then I would proceed to name all the digits I know: 3.141592653589793238462622...

This. Only a nerd would recognize a reference to Pi instantly.

No... Its pretty obvious its Pi for most people(I hope, but I might be a bit optimistic)...
EDIT: My self I only know 3,14159265358979...

 

[RoBoDaN]

I'd name all the guns in Counter Strike.

And tell him how many SPARTAN IIs died/were discharged after augmentation.

(42)

isn't that the ultimate answer to everything

 

[zacaron]

brag about my lv80 character in WOW and how much time I put into getting gear for it

 

[BBLIZZARD]

I'd try to beat the shit out of him, and he would probably realize by how weak I was that I must get about no exercise, and He'd let me go. But I'd let him destroy Diablo 3.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would let the world implode

 

[ModReap]

Go into a long spiel about my collection of pokemon figures while arguing that the damage system is exactly 3 points off scale and how that ruins my perfectly pieced together destruction team that will be invincible.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I'd tell him I don't care about Diablo III, cuz Blizzard fucked up the art style and made it too colorful/cartoony like Warcraft. And it'll probably suck compared to Diablo II anyway, cuz everyone knows only old games are any good and all new games suck. (not what I actually believe, but I think it would help convince him that I was a nerd - or at least an elitist nerd)

Dude, its hardly cartoony

I know - it's just a reference to the "controversy" [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.99027#1535011] there was a while ago about it.

 

[SharPhoe]

I'd tell him I don't care about Diablo III, cuz Blizzard fucked up the art style and made it too colorful/cartoony like Warcraft. And it'll probably suck compared to Diablo II anyway, cuz everyone knows only old games are any good and all new games suck. (not what I actually believe, but I think it would help convince him that I was a nerd - or at least an elitist nerd)

Dude, its hardly cartoony

I know - it's just a reference to the "controversy" [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.99027#1535011] there was a while ago about it.

Oh, I heard about that so-called "travesty". I've never touched a Diablo game in my life, but I saw absolutely no issue that was worth the raging.

 

[Dark42]

Start to act out the entire movie "Monty Python and the Holly Grail" from begining to end without a single flaw. And if that dosnt work answer the questions the bridge keeper asks to the knights.

What is the capital of Assyria?

The four capitals of Assyria were Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh.8 The ruins of all four ancient cities fall within the modern state of Iraq.

I know the answers to them all, need I say more or do you want the rest of the five questions....THREE questions answered?

 

[TaborMallory]

I would converse with him in 010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001.

Binary can't start with a zero, so you already fail. A true nerd would know that...

I admit I used a text to binary translator.

I don't know binary, but it was the only thing I could think of at the time.

 

[shelficon]

I would laugh prompting him to ask why. I would tell him that the time limit for this challenge is 3.14 minutes which is the mathematical constant pi. I would then recieve a bj from megan fox as my challenge reward.

It'll go quicker if you point out that it's pi to 3 significant figures

Personally,I'd challenge him to a fight stating "One shall stand. One shall fall."

Should I lose I'll start singing "The Touch" by Stan Bush for inspiration

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I would go through each and every WoW class telling him the best race to suit each on both factions, and tell him in excruciating detail what each talent line is best for. Done.

 

[Lexodus]

I'd beat him with this chair until he could believe I'm queen Elizabeth.

Brilliant