(HYPOTHETICAL) So Half-Life 3 Gets Officially Announced

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Souplex

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When Gabe Newell got on stage to announce the game, we would finally complete our prank almost 10 years in the making when we as a community thought it would be funny to act like Half Life 2 was a good game and a worthy sequel to Half Life 1.
We will pay homage to a classic film, Gabe Newell has been crowned prom queen, he's on top of the world, that is when we shall strike.
 

Ldude893

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Instant maximum hype mode, preorder on Steam, etc.

I swear, if it does get announced, the internet is going to goddamn explode.
 

marurder

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It gets released? So what? It won't be the greatest game ever and because of the length of time people will wait and the hype that will precede it, will be a let down.
 

bafrali

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Funny how most of the people here doesn't even care for the game yet decided to comment on it

OT:I would first make a relity check. Slap someone next to me or something.

Then...............
 

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I'd imagine we'll hear about nothing else but HL3 for a while, we'd all buy the thing on day one and receive another moderate game thats hyped to hell and go on with life waiting for them to release HL3: Episode 1.

I doubt Valve will release HL3 until they design another engine though, its happened with the last two releases.
 

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Jaeke said:
What is your immediate reaction and where is your stand on the game (such as DAY ONE $$)? Are you excited, burnt-out, etc.?
Wow, they've finally come out with a new engine, great, hopefully the story is good, and soon they'll be a new counter strike - all good.

OR

Wow, they're still using that antiquated engine? ergh, c'mon valve, either don't do anything til the next console gen, or make a proper new engine.

Engine, engine, engine, that's what I want to see, and that's what it's all about.
 

MasochisticAvenger

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http://www.dorkly.com/comic/39783/releasing-the-valve

If that doesn't happen I'll be disappointed.

Seriously though, I've never played Half-Life so it wouldn't affect me too much.
 

GundamSentinel

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I'd wait for the first trailers and then get seriously excited and then pre-order it. I have good faith that when Valve finally finds time to do HL3 they'll not make a mess of it.
 

Lilani

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Elmoth said:
Why does everyone forget Episode 3? They can't leave that cliffhanger hanging like that! Besides, the time we've waited for HL3 is much less than the time for Half Life 2. I don't get how people get so anxious.
The reason people say HL3 instead of Episode 3 is because it's assumed after this long of being in development, what they release is not going to be just a short little episode, but a full-length game (or at least it damned well should be at this point).

Anyway, I'd preorder ASAP. If they were to offer any special collections I'd...consider. Not because I wouldn't want it, but because I don't have a lot of monies to be throwing around.
 

Lilani

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Elmoth said:
Lilani said:
Elmoth said:
Why does everyone forget Episode 3? They can't leave that cliffhanger hanging like that! Besides, the time we've waited for HL3 is much less than the time for Half Life 2. I don't get how people get so anxious.
The reason people say HL3 instead of Episode 3 is because it's assumed after this long of being in development, what they release is not going to be just a short little episode, but a full-length game (or at least it damned well should be at this point).
Just because it takes a long time doesn't mean it has to be any longer. I would not be surprised if they said tomorrow that episode 3 comes out in a month with a portal 2/l4d2/global offensive type graphics update for source.
I know that, and everybody knows that. It's part hope and part looking for an explanation. I was just trying to point out that when people say HL3 instead of episode 3, they are referring to the same thing you are. Nobody is expecting (or wanting) the new HL game to skip out on concluding the events of Episode 2.
 

Lilani

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Elmoth said:
I completely understand that. Valve has just been incredibly lazy on the game development side in recent years. Left4dead 2 was just l4d1 with extra features, DotA 2 is to me, an unremarkable and simple game and Portal 2 was good but lost what made the first great and I still haven't finished it. Half Life is Valve's best selling and most critically acclaimed series, and when they started to work on Half Life 2 their whole mentally was making a game that rose far above it's rivals in every term. They have a golden oppurtunity and they don't seem to take advantage of it. Doesn't every developer want to create the next citizen kane of gaming? Maybe all those kind of developers left Valve. Only explenation I can think of.
I believe Valve is fully aware of that, and unlike many I don't feel they've given up on their flagship franchise. The thing with Valve is their business model is nonlinear. They don't set a release date and stick to it no matter what happens. When they decide they can do better, they do better. And they keep doing better until they are certain what they are releasing is the best they can do. They care about the quality of their product above all else--including release dates.

What happened with Episode 3 is sort of interesting, because they had a release date back in November of 2007, but then it never happened. And we haven't heard much since. My guess is they thought they knew what they were going to, and probably got a good way into the project, but then decided it was all wrong and scrapped it, starting from scratch. It wouldn't be the first time a creative giant has done it--Pixar had a lot of work done on Toy Story 2 in its first incarnation, but executive producer John Lasseter approached the team and said it just wasn't working. So they stopped everything and started again by getting a new director writing a brand new screenplay. By then they only had two years to complete the film as opposed to the usual four, but they did it.

I can understand why Valve hasn't done exactly that and rushed it through, though, because there is a lot more to games than films. They are much more complicated, and there is so much more that can go wrong. So like Pixar did with Toy Story 2 Valve has been redoing Episode 3 for the sake of quality, but unlike Pixar they've got no particular deadline to meet. While it's exasperating for us, and we are rightfully annoyed, it's at least reassuring to know that the delay isn't the same reason so many other games are delayed (money problems, leadership changes, getting bought out, etc).
 

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Even if it isn't as good the years it's been in development suggest, I'm confident that Half-Life 3 will still set the internet on fire. Valve hasn't stepped wrong yet, they've just been stepping very, very, very slowly.
 

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I'd through my life savings at the screen, weep with joy, open Steam, pre-order it, then cryo-sleep until release week.
 

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mad825 said:
Their would be a dagger in my gut saying that this will be a repeat of DN:F. It's never going to live-up to expectations.
overhype was the least of DNF,s problems
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I will be first in line to pick it up