I am a person who...

[Chogg Van Helsing]

'your own, personal, Jesus...'

I'm prob your general pompous asshole, but am ultimately loveable xD lol

 

[Hedberger]

that music snob that listens to the same music as your dad and passionately hates current day pop-music.

 

[End]

Always has a sarcastic comment or two up his sleeve, regardless of whether or not I'm talking to a friend whilst using it (but in a somehow friendly, amusing way).

 

[Takkid]

still gets seen as a child at the age of 20 and can't stick to one video game, book or anime.

 

[MirrorSweep]

.. sucks at describing things about myself.

 

[Kwaren]

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Who are you?

Ermm... `costumers'? What kind of costume requires salami? No... wait. Don't answer that; I don't want to know.

...and, to answer your question, I am a person who feels obligated to correct people on the internet.

Thanks for pointing that out. I swapped to o and u. There you go!

I suppose I'm the one who ignores everyone. I'm usually so lost in my own head that you need a vuvuzela to grab my attention.

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Heh, I didn't know salami had different levels of attractiveness. (I kid, I kid...) Btw, where is your avatar from? It's just so hypnotic... O_O

Cheers and likewise! I honestly can't remember where it's from. I just know it's a TV-show. Thought it looked awesome, so I made it mine.

That is Jay and Silent Bob from Clerks.

... Is the guy who reads the whole magazine in the store then doesn't buy it.

 

[Section Crow]

I am a person who is coughing and spluttering out mucus and all sorts

sneezing aswell

 

[yellingatpixels]

the lady who can feed a baby and reply to threads on The Escapist

 

[Wildcard5]

...who simply is.

 

[adakias]

...loves to pull pranks on people, and then feels bad and apologizes afterward.
Most recently, I found a nasty comb outside the health department and I put it in a Christmas card to a friend. That was about a week ago. I'm sending him his real present later this afternoon.

 

[The Red Spy]

...should be revising
...is watching the "There she is!!!" videos instead
...needs to decide which of the following languages to learn; French, Chinese, Japanese or Korean.

 

[JRCB]

... will someday be beaten to death for things I say in public. And everyone who takes part will not be punished, and will probably receive awards.

Seriously, on numerous occasions people have said to me "John, you're a good friend and all, but one day I'm going to end up killing you for the shit you say". Such is life for me.

 

[CrashBang]

...loves Christmas way way way more than you do and still wakes his parents up at 6.30am on Christmas morning despite the fact that he's 20

6:30? That's late, I've been waking my parents up at 4:30-5:00 for 19 years now, and my brother's been a great cohort for 14 of them. I've hardly ever slept on Christmas night...

Are you arguing that you love Christmas more than I do? Good sir, I challenge you to a duel! ...somehow

 

[Flamezdudes]

I am the person who is incredibly paranoid and looks behind himself when he goes outside among other things.

 

[Saltyk]

...people constantly seem to think that I look a good 5 years or more younger than I actually am.

... will buy drinks for complete strangers for no other reason than they happened to be standing by the bar at the time.

I'm hanging around you at the bar.