Because he is too busy oppressing the common user under his jack-booted heel.Dalek Caan said:Why can't Barbas just sit down, right, and fucking code???
Probably because he has objectively terrible taste.Barbas said:Why is Dalek using an avatar from a show that's been going downhill ever since Tom Baker jumped into a wormhole?
Gypsy curse.Dalek Caan said:Why does Barbas have the innate ability to screw up every game he plays?
Because he was built that way.Barbas said:Why does Dalek regret nothing?
By forcing him to give me $50 dollars. Then forcing him to watch you give me $50.How can we make him regret everything?
Another, sneakier hatDalek Caan said:What is under Barbas hat?
Another, sneakier hatWhat is under your hat?
Very quietly. We don't want him to get suspicious.How do we steal Barbas BanHammer?
Not especially hard, I have to say.Barbas said:How hard would you hammer that?
Hard enoughHow hard have you been hammered?
I believe it is yiddish for "terrible".What's a Barbas?
When I get around to it, dammit! We aren't made of time or money, you know!Barbas said:When are they going to upgrade us with those new helmets and PPSh-41s?
Sadly, yes. I just can't stay away from the stuff...Barbas said:Are you made of at least 25% margarine?
Probably a solid 7. Maybe an 8, but I am not sure...Kaleion said:On a scale of one to ten how much do you like butts? With one being complete hatred of them, five indifference towards them and 10 meaning you love them so much that you have to touch every single butt you see.
Your mum. Or Siri. Oh man, siri...Barbas said:Who is your favourite adult entertainer?
Not sure. Probably diet pepsi.What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
The "chocolate-flavored" kind. *shudders*What is the worst chocolate ever made by man?
About 20 chords worthDeanCain said:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I don't think so, silk doesn't come from pigs.If you led a horse to water, could you make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke?
Necromancy. This thread is a horrific lich that will never die. And I might have made some horcruxs out of various users...How is this thread still alive?
Well, I suppose I could try.Will you hold me? Like mom used to before the accident?
The super-heavy variety. The bigger the better.Barbas said:What is your favourite tank?
Probably Wendy's.What is your favourite fast food joint?
Fresh dicks.What is your favourite snack food?
The fucking cool ones.What is your favourite motorcycle?
Design the SkylineWhat is your favourite band?
It might. Who knows?DeanCain said:If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?