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BreakfastMan

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Dalek Caan said:
Why can't Barbas just sit down, right, and fucking code???
Because he is too busy oppressing the common user under his jack-booted heel.
Barbas said:
Why is Dalek using an avatar from a show that's been going downhill ever since Tom Baker jumped into a wormhole?
Probably because he has objectively terrible taste.
Dalek Caan said:
Why does Barbas have the innate ability to screw up every game he plays?
Gypsy curse.
Barbas said:
Why does Dalek regret nothing?
Because he was built that way.
How can we make him regret everything?
By forcing him to give me $50 dollars. Then forcing him to watch you give me $50.
 

Dalek Caan

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Feb 12, 2011
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What is under Barbas hat?

What is under your hat?

How do we steal Barbas BanHammer?
 

Barbas

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How hard would you hammer that?
How hard have you been hammered?
What's a Barbas?
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Barbas

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When are they going to upgrade us with those new helmets and PPSh-41s?
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Barbas said:
When are they going to upgrade us with those new helmets and PPSh-41s?
When I get around to it, dammit! We aren't made of time or money, you know!
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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On a scale of one to ten how much do you like butts? With one being complete hatred of them, five indifference towards them and 10 meaning you love them so much that you have to touch every single butt you see.
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Kaleion said:
On a scale of one to ten how much do you like butts? With one being complete hatred of them, five indifference towards them and 10 meaning you love them so much that you have to touch every single butt you see.
Probably a solid 7. Maybe an 8, but I am not sure...
 

Barbas

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Who is your favourite adult entertainer?
What's your favourite non-alcoholic beverage?
What is the worst chocolate ever made by man?
 

Barbas

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What is your favourite tank?
What is your favourite fast food joint?
What is your favourite snack food?
What is your favourite motorcycle?
What is your favourite band?
 

BreakfastMan

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DeanCain said:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About 20 chords worth
If you led a horse to water, could you make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke?
I don't think so, silk doesn't come from pigs.
How is this thread still alive?
Necromancy. This thread is a horrific lich that will never die. And I might have made some horcruxs out of various users...
Will you hold me? Like mom used to before the accident?
Well, I suppose I could try.

Barbas said:
What is your favourite tank?
The super-heavy variety. The bigger the better.
What is your favourite fast food joint?
Probably Wendy's.
What is your favourite snack food?
Fresh dicks.
What is your favourite motorcycle?
The fucking cool ones.
What is your favourite band?
Design the Skyline