The Busta-rhymes sword, from FF7.Barbas said:All right, fine, what's the second-best?
All these sucka DJs think they're fly.Barbas said:I say, hey! What's going on?
No.Got a favourite ISP?
Yes. We need to follow in Reagan's footsteps and resurrect the Star Wars program.Is Obama's current position on meteorites untenable?
SilverBarbas said:What is the best light-saber colour?'
Revan, depending on who you ask.Who was the greatest Jedi?
Revan, depending on who you ask.Who was the greatest Sith lord?
Probably Mandalore.What is the most desirable planet on which to reside in the galaxy?
Why, Barbas the dog, of course!If you had to have one fictional travelling companion in your adventures, who would that be?
Not very manyBarbas said:How many push-ups can you do before your arms start to hurt?
Depends how you define "exercise". Used to take martial arts classes, and the sparring matches could be quite tough, physically.What is the most strenuous exercise you have done in a single session?
Wrestling.What is your favourite sport?
I have only ever been to two, really.What is your favourite sporting venue?
That Stalin vs Martians oneWhat is your favourite RTS?
Sometimes.Do you ever get that need - that need to seed?
Probably attempt to stop the Iraq war.If you were to be sent back thirteen years, what would you change?
A total buffoon.What sort of person are you going to be in Fallout 4?
That one where you got the chain-gun at the airport was pretty cool.What is the best finale mission in the Left 4 Dead series?
Myself, obviously.Who has been the biggest inspiration in your life?
Being a dickhead, mostly.Skatologist said:As a BreakfastMan, what are your super powers?
Not reallyBarbas said:Are you all right?
Couldn't hurt, I guess.Do you need eagle air support?
Sure, go ahead. Let's see what happens.I'm sending eagles, is that all right?
That might get a bit more dangerous...There may also be bears, OK?
I think everyone is, at least a little.You're not allergic to bears, are you?
Probably not, best to just let it take its course.Barbas said:Is there anything I can do?
Dragonfly's, probably.What's your favourite bug?
No, but I hope to someday.Ever petted a chinchilla?
I just can't decide, sorry.Blonde or redhead?
More water?How can we make a better water closet?
Supreme Vampiric EvilBarbas said:What do you fight for?
Probably those jerks in the old Brovengers. I hear rotten things about them.Who killed the world?
We can't, that is the sad part.How can we all be less mediocre?
Yeah, I do. What do you intend to do about it?I, uh, lost my wallet. Do you have any money?
About 65 pounds worth.How much is that, sir?
Probably not.Barbas said:Is there a better way?
Definitely not.Does that way involve me getting double chocolate rations?
The cock ring.What is your favourite fashion accessory?
The Edsel.What was the best car ever built?
Yeah, that game is fantastic.Have you ever played Age Of Mythology?
Nope.Are you planning on getting the remastered PC versions of the old N64 Turok games?
Gianna Michaels and Ron Jeremy.Who would you like to see making videos for the site?
Salo: 120 Days of Sodom.What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
The AvengersWhat is the worst movie you've ever seen?
NabakovWho is your favourite author?
Yeah. It was really tricky to pull off.Barbas said:Have you ever snuck up on someone with their back to a wall?
No, not really.Have you ever snuck a snook up a snizz?
Yes, most definitely.Have you ever snuck a Snickers into a snooker tournament?
Well, I mean, you gotta get high somehow...Have you ever skipped swimming class to scrape stucco off the school walls?
No, but not for the reasons you think. It turns out skeletons are wildly fiscally irresponsible fuckers, so most don't have any savings to speak of.Have you ever scammed a skeleton out of its savings?