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Barbas

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I say, hey! What's going on?
Got a favourite ISP?
Is Obama's current position on meteorites untenable?
 

Barbas

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What is the best light-saber colour?
Who was the greatest Jedi?
Who was the greatest Sith lord?
What is the most desirable planet on which to reside in the galaxy?
If you had to have one fictional travelling companion in your adventures, who would that be?
 

BreakfastMan

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Barbas said:
What is the best light-saber colour?'
Silver
Who was the greatest Jedi?
Revan, depending on who you ask.
Who was the greatest Sith lord?
Revan, depending on who you ask.
What is the most desirable planet on which to reside in the galaxy?
Probably Mandalore.
If you had to have one fictional travelling companion in your adventures, who would that be?
Why, Barbas the dog, of course! :D
 

Barbas

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How many push-ups can you do before your arms start to hurt?
What is the most strenuous exercise you have done in a single session?
What is your favourite sport?
What is your favourite sporting venue?
What is your favourite RTS?
Do you ever get that need - that need to seed?
If you were to be sent back thirteen years, what would you change?
What sort of person are you going to be in Fallout 4?
What is the best finale mission in the Left 4 Dead series?
Who has been the biggest inspiration in your life?
 

BreakfastMan

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Barbas said:
How many push-ups can you do before your arms start to hurt?
Not very many
What is the most strenuous exercise you have done in a single session?
Depends how you define "exercise". Used to take martial arts classes, and the sparring matches could be quite tough, physically.
What is your favourite sport?
Wrestling.
What is your favourite sporting venue?
I have only ever been to two, really.
What is your favourite RTS?
That Stalin vs Martians one
Do you ever get that need - that need to seed?
Sometimes.
If you were to be sent back thirteen years, what would you change?
Probably attempt to stop the Iraq war.
What sort of person are you going to be in Fallout 4?
A total buffoon.
What is the best finale mission in the Left 4 Dead series?
That one where you got the chain-gun at the airport was pretty cool.
Who has been the biggest inspiration in your life?
Myself, obviously.
 

Barbas

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Are you all right?
Do you need eagle air support?
I'm sending eagles, is that all right?
There may also be bears, OK?
You're not allergic to bears, are you?
 

BreakfastMan

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Barbas

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Is there anything I can do?
What's your favourite bug?
Ever petted a chinchilla?
Blonde or redhead?
How can we make a better water closet?
 

Barbas

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What do you fight for?
Who killed the world?
How can we all be less mediocre?
I, uh, lost my wallet. Do you have any money?
How much is that, sir?
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Barbas said:
What do you fight for?
Supreme Vampiric Evil
Who killed the world?
Probably those jerks in the old Brovengers. I hear rotten things about them.
How can we all be less mediocre?
We can't, that is the sad part. :(
I, uh, lost my wallet. Do you have any money?
Yeah, I do. What do you intend to do about it?
How much is that, sir?
About 65 pounds worth.
 

Barbas

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Is there a better way?
Does that way involve me getting double chocolate rations?
What is your favourite fashion accessory?
What was the best car ever built?
Have you ever played Age Of Mythology?
Are you planning on getting the remastered PC versions of the old N64 Turok games?
Who would you like to see making videos for the site?
What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
Who is your favourite author?
 

BreakfastMan

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Jul 22, 2010
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Barbas said:
Is there a better way?
Probably not.
Does that way involve me getting double chocolate rations?
Definitely not.
What is your favourite fashion accessory?
The cock ring.
What was the best car ever built?
The Edsel.
Have you ever played Age Of Mythology?
Yeah, that game is fantastic.
Are you planning on getting the remastered PC versions of the old N64 Turok games?
Nope.
Who would you like to see making videos for the site?
Gianna Michaels and Ron Jeremy.
What is the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Salo: 120 Days of Sodom.
What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
The Avengers
Who is your favourite author?
Nabakov
 

Barbas

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Have you ever snuck up on someone with their back to a wall?
Have you ever snuck a snook up a snizz?
Have you ever snuck a Snickers into a snooker tournament?
Have you ever skipped swimming class to scrape stucco off the school walls?
Have you ever scammed a skeleton out of its savings?
 

BreakfastMan

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Barbas said:
Have you ever snuck up on someone with their back to a wall?
Yeah. It was really tricky to pull off.
Have you ever snuck a snook up a snizz?
No, not really.
Have you ever snuck a Snickers into a snooker tournament?
Yes, most definitely.
Have you ever skipped swimming class to scrape stucco off the school walls?
Well, I mean, you gotta get high somehow...
Have you ever scammed a skeleton out of its savings?
No, but not for the reasons you think. It turns out skeletons are wildly fiscally irresponsible fuckers, so most don't have any savings to speak of.